All Time Record
| 62-80 | 
								0.437 | 
								3 | 
								29858.9 | 
								31612.05 | 6-5 | 
  								0.545 | 
  								2613.6 | 
  								2699.7 | 
 
						All Time Season History
            
| 2025 | 1-7 | 
  								0.125 | 
  								0 | 
  								1728.5 | 
  								2041.8 |   |   | 
| 2024 | 5-9 | 
  								0.357 | 
  								0 | 
  								3172.4 | 
  								3786.5 |   |   | 
| 2023 | 1-13 | 
  								0.071 | 
  								0 | 
  								2583.7 | 
  								3495.9 |   |   | 
| 2022 | 4-10 | 
  								0.286 | 
  								0 | 
  								2918.8 | 
  								3341.1 |   |   | 
| 2021 | 7-6 | 
  								0.538 | 
  								0 | 
  								3144.8 | 
  								3149 | 5 | 0-1 | 219.1 | 260.2 |   | 
| 2020 | 7-6 | 
  								0.538 | 
  								1 | 
  								3329.9 | 
  								3101.1 |   |   | 
| 2019 | 9-4 | 
  								0.692 | 
  								2 | 
  								3284.4 | 
  								2866.9 | 4 | 3-0 | 898.6 | 806.3 | League Champion | 
| 2018 | 9-4 | 
  								0.692 | 
  								0 | 
  								2887.8 | 
  								2612.7 | 4 | 0-1 | 194.8 | 205.1 |   | 
| 2017 | 9-4 | 
  								0.692 | 
  								0 | 
  								2427.5 | 
  								2350.5 | 3 | 1-2 | 587.3 | 728.1 |   | 
| 2016 | 5-8 | 
  								0.385 | 
  								0 | 
  								2039.25 | 
  								2261 |   |   | 
| 2015 | 5-9 | 
  								0.357 | 
  								0 | 
  								2341.85 | 
  								2605.55 |   |   | 
 
						All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Big Ben\'s Smallz Curtain | 5-2 | 
      								0.714 | 
      								1357.15 | 
      								1030 | 
| Chillin Chillin Chillin | 6-15 | 
      								0.286 | 
      								4502.05 | 
      								5295.55 | 
| El Borracho | 9-12 | 
      								0.429 | 
      								4242.95 | 
      								4499.7 | 
| Evisceration Plague | 11-10 | 
      								0.524 | 
      								4258.6 | 
      								4264.35 | 
| King of Kings | 11-10 | 
      								0.524 | 
      								4682.05 | 
      								4600.1 | 
| KirbStomp Kirbys | 5-4 | 
      								0.556 | 
      								2102.1 | 
      								1977.4 | 
| Mind Trippers | 7-13 | 
      								0.350 | 
      								3898.25 | 
      								4412.9 | 
| Rocki\'s Rebellion | 1-1 | 
      								0.500 | 
      								425.4 | 
      								412.55 | 
| Son of Sack | 2-8 | 
      								0.200 | 
      								2195.15 | 
      								2649.9 | 
| The Vantastic 4 | 2-5 | 
      								0.286 | 
      								1550.15 | 
      								1897.75 | 
| The Wolfpack | 1-0 | 
      								1.000 | 
      								147.05 | 
      								123.75 | 
 
						Team Name History
| AMISH MAFIA | 2023-2025 | 
| Amish Mafia | 2022 | 
| The Lego Exchange | 2020-2021 | 
| The Lego Strikes Back | 2017-2019 | 
| I Am Spartahips! | 2015-2016 | 
 
						All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Evisceration Plague | 1-1 | 
      								0.500 | 
      								469.9 | 
      								438.5 | 
| Rocki\'s Rebellion | 0-1 | 
      								0.000 | 
      								180.5 | 
      								195.4 | 
| Son of Sack | 1-1 | 
      								0.500 | 
      								477.8 | 
      								606.2 | 
| The Vantastic 4 | 2-0 | 
      								1.000 | 
      								560.8 | 
      								512.6 | 
| The Wolfpack | 2-2 | 
      								0.500 | 
      								924.6 | 
      								947 | 
 
						All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| El Borracho | 0-1 | 
      								0.000 | 
      								220.2 | 
      								277.3 | 
| Evisceration Plague | 0-1 | 
      								0.000 | 
      								189 | 
      								211.8 | 
| Mind Trippers | 1-0 | 
      								1.000 | 
      								312 | 
      								180.8 | 
| Son of Sack | 0-1 | 
      								0.000 | 
      								187.1 | 
      								335.4 |