All Time Record
| 58-68-2 |
0.461 |
11.50 |
5422 |
5096 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
All Time Season History
| 2015 | 10-6 |
0.625 |
3 |
837 |
612 | | |
| 2014 | 7-8-1 |
0.469 |
2 |
659 |
657 | | |
| 2013 | 7-9 |
0.438 |
2.50 |
701 |
696 | | |
| 2012 | 7-8-1 |
0.469 |
0 |
598 |
561 | | |
| 2011 | 3-13 |
0.188 |
1 |
527 |
835 | | |
| 2010 | 8-8 |
0.500 |
1 |
714 |
535 | | |
| 2009 | 8-8 |
0.500 |
0 |
712 |
588 | | |
| 2008 | 8-8 |
0.500 |
2 |
674 |
612 | | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Consumer Reports | 4-10 |
0.286 |
569 |
663 |
| Fran and Drew | 6-8 |
0.429 |
529 |
581 |
| Giant Canes | 7-4 |
0.636 |
446 |
415 |
| High Society | 4-9 |
0.308 |
544 |
561 |
| Los Angeles Follies | 6-7 |
0.462 |
427 |
503 |
| Scoring Drive | 8-5 |
0.615 |
719 |
522 |
| Sounders FC | 4-7-1 |
0.375 |
424 |
378 |
| Stinky Face | 10-5 |
0.667 |
710 |
369 |
| The Sucker | 3-11-1 |
0.233 |
655 |
885 |
| Assman, You got that right | 2-2 |
0.500 |
212 |
170 |
| OB Snails | 4-0 |
1.000 |
187 |
49 |
Team Name History
| Übermensch | 2013-2015 |
| Everyman | 2008-2012 |
