All Time Record
| 71-71-1 |
0.500 |
9 |
8005.67 |
8247.04 | 2-11 |
0.154 |
694.32 |
900.13 |
All Time Season History
| 2017 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
0 |
1178.78 |
1355.9 | | |
| 2016 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
1 |
1594.02 |
1658.78 | 4 | 0-1 | 112.84 | 118.34 | |
| 2015 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
1 |
611.87 |
585.36 | 5 | 1-1 | 114.72 | 126.19 | |
| 2014 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
1 |
606 |
680 | | |
| 2013 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
2 |
647 |
607 | 5 | 0-1 | 47 | 48 | |
| 2012 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
2 |
589 |
622 | 4 | 0-1 | 30 | 40 | |
| 2011 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
1 |
574 |
608 | 3 | 1-1 | 66 | 115 | |
| 2010 | 5-7-1 |
0.423 |
0 |
475 |
593 | 3 | 0-1 | 33 | 33 | |
| 2009 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
1 |
535 |
525 | 3 | 0-1 | 41 | 78 | |
| 2008 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
0 |
638 |
547 | 3 | 0-1 | 37 | 55 | |
| 2007 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
557 |
465 | 3 | 0-1 | 24 | 42 | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Cipher in the Snow | 1-7 |
0.125 |
403.56 |
532.83 |
| Cobra Clutch | 7-6 |
0.538 |
854.43 |
892.09 |
| Covenator to Raven | 0-1 |
0.000 |
79.96 |
106.48 |
| Easy Division Champ | 4-4 |
0.500 |
422.42 |
454.74 |
| Lincoln Longhorns | 5-8 |
0.385 |
844.1 |
975.47 |
| Liquor Up Front | 10-4 |
0.714 |
730.01 |
729.57 |
| One Man Wolfpack | 6-6 |
0.500 |
771.43 |
812.68 |
| Spooners Superstars | 4-3 |
0.571 |
590.52 |
559.15 |
| The Drifters | 0-2 |
0.000 |
164.62 |
196.2 |
| The Process | 3-0 |
1.000 |
253.12 |
197.93 |
| Zanoths Meat Market | 4-5 |
0.444 |
514.5 |
550.9 |
| Donkey Punch | 1-0 |
1.000 |
57 |
45 |
| Phat Gronks | 3-2 |
0.600 |
263 |
268 |
| Show Me Your TDs | 2-4 |
0.333 |
276 |
237 |
| The Bombshell | 1-1 |
0.500 |
54 |
66 |
| The Godfather | 1-1 |
0.500 |
82 |
71 |
| Top Dawgs | 4-6-1 |
0.409 |
450 |
540 |
Team Name History
| Boats and Hoes | 2011-2017 |
| Porksword | 2007-2010 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Easy Division Champ | 1-1 |
0.500 |
94.45 |
109.25 |
| Lincoln Longhorns | 0-1 |
0.000 |
41 |
78 |
| Liquor Up Front | 0-2 |
0.000 |
136.84 |
197.34 |
| Spooners Superstars | 1-0 |
1.000 |
62.27 |
52.94 |
| The Drifters | 0-1 |
0.000 |
80.22 |
85.92 |
| Zanoths Meat Market | 0-1 |
0.000 |
108.54 |
158.68 |
| Show Me Your TDs | 0-2 |
0.000 |
80 |
81 |
| Top Dawgs | 0-1 |
0.000 |
30 |
40 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Cobra Clutch | 0-1 |
0.000 |
65 |
72 |
