All Time Record
| 166-191 |
0.465 |
17 |
37308.5 |
38579.2 | 11-11 |
0.500 |
2417.05 |
2503.35 |
All Time Season History
| 2025 | 3-11 |
0.214 |
0 |
1386.2 |
1634.7 | | |
| 2024 | 3-11 |
0.214 |
1 |
1422 |
1785 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2023 | 10-4 |
0.714 |
1 |
1616.3 |
1575.3 | 4 | 0-1 | 80.1 | 150 | |
| 2022 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
1 |
1656.35 |
1536.6 | 6 | 0-1 | 80.7 | 127.65 | |
| 2021 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
4 |
1889.1 |
1508 | | |
| 2020 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
2 |
1510.55 |
1376.6 | 6 | 0-1 | 94.6 | 101.7 | |
| 2019 | 9-4 |
0.692 |
1 |
1505 |
1495 | 3 | 1-1 | 236 | 204 | WALTER PAYTON DIVISION Division Champion |
| 2018 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
0 |
1233 |
1513 | | |
| 2017 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
0 |
1294 |
1452 | | |
| 2016 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
3 |
1458 |
1431 | | |
| 2015 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
1351 |
1388 | 6 | 0-1 | 85 | 147 | |
| 2014 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
1357 |
1483 | | |
| 2013 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
0 |
1375 |
1593 | | |
| 2012 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
0 |
1380 |
1367 | | |
| 2011 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
0 |
1508 |
1516 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2010 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
0 |
1503 |
1449 | 4 | 2-1 | 384 | 359 | |
| 2009 | 3-10 |
0.231 |
0 |
1065 |
1353 | | |
| 2008 | 3-10 |
0.231 |
0 |
941 |
1343 | | |
| 2007 | 3-10 |
0.231 |
0 |
1264 |
1479 | | |
| 2006 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
1 |
1526 |
1357 | 5 | 0-1 | 99 | 123 | |
| 2005 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
1 |
1468 |
1391 | 5 | 1-1 | 218 | 223 | |
| 2004 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
1 |
1443 |
1314 | | |
| 2003 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
1266 |
1250 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2002 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
0 |
1326 |
1459 | | |
| 2001 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
0 |
1066 |
1089 | | |
| 2000 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
1 |
1209 |
1260 | | |
| 1999 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
0 |
1290 |
1181 | 4 | 0-1 | 83 | 99 | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Christ Punchers | 3-10 |
0.231 |
1193.25 |
1567.75 |
| Crash N Burn | 31-23 |
0.574 |
5778.7 |
5394.45 |
| Fightin Burbillies | 4-12 |
0.250 |
1786 |
1821.15 |
| Guppies | 14-40 |
0.259 |
5450.35 |
6019.7 |
| Liquid Ass | 7-9 |
0.438 |
1570.05 |
1535 |
| Panty Droppers | 9-13 |
0.409 |
2230.35 |
2527.9 |
| Rambo | 28-24 |
0.538 |
5638.8 |
5513 |
| Rancid Rice | 8-10 |
0.444 |
1882.8 |
2007.8 |
| Straight Bourbon | 9-2 |
0.818 |
1081.05 |
1037.2 |
| Tallywhackers | 8-7 |
0.533 |
1528.9 |
1428.05 |
| The Dead Rabbits | 6-6 |
0.500 |
1290.15 |
1381.3 |
| The Usual Suspects | 24-29 |
0.453 |
5520.95 |
6124.05 |
| Well Marinated | 13-6 |
0.684 |
2135.15 |
2110.85 |
| The Bulldogs | 1-0 |
1.000 |
115 |
66 |
| The Gomorrahs | 1-0 |
1.000 |
107 |
45 |
Team Name History
| Angry Clowns | 2017-2025 |
| Hawkwings | 2009-2016 |
| Purple Cobras | 2008 |
| Really Rambunctious Guys | 2004-2007 |
| Homos Erectus | 2003 |
| Homos Erectus | 2001-2002 |
| AC Twinkies | 1999-2000 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Christ Punchers | 0-3 |
0.000 |
298.6 |
369.3 |
| Fightin Burbillies | 1-1 |
0.500 |
220.9 |
218.35 |
| Guppies | 2-3 |
0.400 |
530.2 |
575.05 |
| Liquid Ass | 2-1 |
0.667 |
335.7 |
310.65 |
| Panty Droppers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
89.25 |
131.4 |
| Rambo | 1-1 |
0.500 |
231.7 |
287.5 |
| Straight Bourbon | 2-0 |
1.000 |
210.55 |
180.25 |
| Tallywhackers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
144.15 |
104.85 |
| The Usual Suspects | 2-0 |
1.000 |
257 |
203 |
| Well Marinated | 0-1 |
0.000 |
99 |
123 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Crash N Burn | 2-0 |
1.000 |
193 |
180 |
| Fightin Burbillies | 1-1 |
0.500 |
149 |
176 |
| Liquid Ass | 1-2 |
0.333 |
332 |
348 |
| Panty Droppers | 0-4 |
0.000 |
374 |
458 |
| Rambo | 2-2 |
0.500 |
473 |
508 |
| Rancid Rice | 1-1 |
0.500 |
198 |
185 |
| Straight Bourbon | 1-0 |
1.000 |
73 |
53 |
| Tallywhackers | 1-1 |
0.500 |
199 |
266 |
| The Dead Rabbits | 2-0 |
1.000 |
282 |
152 |
| The Usual Suspects | 1-1 |
0.500 |
204 |
193 |
