All Time Record
| 130-133-2 |
0.494 |
20.83 |
9921 |
9793 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
511 |
597 |
All Time Season History
| 2025 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
1 |
427 |
381 | | |
| 2024 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
1 |
523 |
474 | 2 | 1-1 | 78 | 93 | Roman Gabriel Division Division Champion |
| 2023 | 4-10 |
0.286 |
2 |
507 |
518 | | |
| 2022 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
1.50 |
509 |
411 | 2 | 0-1 | 23 | 49 | Buster Rhymes Division Division Champion |
| 2021 | 5-8-1 |
0.393 |
0 |
521 |
544 | | |
| 2020 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
2 |
524 |
449 | 3 | 0-1 | 25 | 33 | Harmon Wages Division Division Champion |
| 2019 | 9-3-1 |
0.731 |
1.33 |
534 |
407 | 1 | 2-0 | 99 | 74 | Travis Henry Division Division Champion, League Champion |
| 2018 | 3-10 |
0.231 |
1 |
542 |
570 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2017 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
1 |
487 |
522 | | |
| 2016 | 9-4 |
0.692 |
0 |
480 |
362 | 4 | 1-1 | 72 | 65 | |
| 2015 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
2 |
489 |
461 | 6 | 1-1 | 69 | 77 | |
| 2014 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
1 |
453 |
540 | | |
| 2013 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
0 |
511 |
488 | 4 | 0-1 | 35 | 57 | |
| 2012 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
0 |
436 |
548 | | |
| 2011 | 9-4 |
0.692 |
2 |
610 |
540 | 3 | 0-1 | 39 | 53 | Ilham Aliyev Division Division Champion |
| 2010 | 11-2 |
0.846 |
2 |
575 |
439 | 1 | 1-1 | 71 | 96 | Gary Condit Division Division Champion |
| 2009 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
1 |
515 |
538 | | |
| 2008 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
2 |
446 |
601 | | |
| 2007 | 3-10 |
0.231 |
0 |
429 |
556 | | |
| 2006 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
0 |
403 |
444 | | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Cosa Nostra | 10-13-1 |
0.438 |
806 |
864 |
| F T C | 14-12 |
0.538 |
1012 |
888 |
| Gamblers | 8-15 |
0.348 |
812 |
917 |
| Heinekins | 8-6 |
0.571 |
588 |
533 |
| Mean Machines | 9-13-1 |
0.413 |
907 |
880 |
| Orange Sus | 12-14 |
0.462 |
953 |
1041 |
| Purple Demons | 4-6 |
0.400 |
296 |
347 |
| Sacks in the City | 6-4 |
0.600 |
339 |
355 |
| The Jerk Meister | 10-8 |
0.556 |
774 |
689 |
| Victorious Secret | 1-3 |
0.250 |
118 |
140 |
| \'merica\'s Team | 12-5 |
0.706 |
680 |
583 |
| Bass Turds | 3-4 |
0.429 |
231 |
328 |
| Distracted Gerbils | 8-6 |
0.571 |
431 |
467 |
| Drone Bait | 6-4 |
0.600 |
433 |
377 |
| Dumpster Boys | 2-0 |
1.000 |
134 |
71 |
| Flaming Liberals | 2-3 |
0.400 |
199 |
207 |
| Lucky 7\'s | 0-1 |
0.000 |
26 |
48 |
| Minister of Hindsight | 2-2 |
0.500 |
173 |
133 |
| Moonshiners | 2-2 |
0.500 |
153 |
138 |
| Spartans | 4-4 |
0.500 |
367 |
276 |
| Waning Weasels | 7-8 |
0.467 |
489 |
511 |
Team Name History
| Cheeseheads from Hell | 2008-2025 |
| Packers | 2006-2007 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Cosa Nostra | 1-0 |
1.000 |
56 |
51 |
| Gamblers | 0-2 |
0.000 |
61 |
84 |
| Heinekins | 1-2 |
0.333 |
98 |
133 |
| Mean Machines | 0-1 |
0.000 |
28 |
61 |
| Orange Sus | 1-0 |
1.000 |
40 |
12 |
| Sacks in the City | 1-1 |
0.500 |
78 |
85 |
| The Jerk Meister | 0-1 |
0.000 |
35 |
57 |
| \'merica\'s Team | 1-0 |
1.000 |
33 |
26 |
| Drone Bait | 1-1 |
0.500 |
82 |
88 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| F T C | 3-0 |
1.000 |
117 |
91 |
| Gamblers | 1-2 |
0.333 |
101 |
115 |
| Mean Machines | 0-1 |
0.000 |
24 |
43 |
| Purple Demons | 1-1 |
0.500 |
63 |
53 |
| The Jerk Meister | 1-2 |
0.333 |
82 |
117 |
| Victorious Secret | 1-0 |
1.000 |
38 |
29 |
| \'merica\'s Team | 1-0 |
1.000 |
32 |
18 |
| Bass Turds | 0-1 |
0.000 |
30 |
53 |
| Distracted Gerbils | 2-1 |
0.667 |
100 |
81 |
| Minister of Hindsight | 1-0 |
1.000 |
66 |
34 |
| Spartans | 1-0 |
1.000 |
65 |
52 |
| Waning Weasels | 1-1 |
0.500 |
61 |
64 |