All Time Record
| 81-65 | 
								0.555 | 
								19 | 
								15152.3 | 
								14365.6 | 14-3 | 
  								0.824 | 
  								2006.6 | 
  								1669.8 | 
 
						All Time Season History
            
| 2023 | 7-7 | 
  								0.500 | 
  								1 | 
  								1426.9 | 
  								1376.6 |   |   | 
| 2022 | 9-5 | 
  								0.643 | 
  								0 | 
  								1522 | 
  								1384.9 | 3 | 0-1 | 106.8 | 117.9 | MACHO MADNESS Division Champion | 
| 2021 | 10-4 | 
  								0.714 | 
  								3 | 
  								1559.1 | 
  								1409.1 |   | League Champion | 
| 2020 | 5-8 | 
  								0.385 | 
  								1 | 
  								1367.9 | 
  								1466.1 |   |   | 
| 2019 | 4-9 | 
  								0.308 | 
  								3 | 
  								1417.9 | 
  								1375 |   |   | 
| 2018 | 9-4 | 
  								0.692 | 
  								2 | 
  								1642.6 | 
  								1417.1 | 1 | 1-1 | 273.8 | 263.2 | MACHO MADNESS Division Champion | 
| 2017 | 10-3 | 
  								0.769 | 
  								1 | 
  								1256.6 | 
  								1077.3 | 1 | 2-0 | 205.4 | 184.3 | Kings Landing Division Champion, League Champion | 
| 2016 | 6-7 | 
  								0.462 | 
  								3 | 
  								1273.7 | 
  								1271.5 | 6 | 0-1 | 89.3 | 91.3 |   | 
| 2015 | 8-5 | 
  								0.615 | 
  								2 | 
  								1268.6 | 
  								1138 | 3 | 3-0 | 335.5 | 303.7 | League Champion | 
| 2014 | 5-8 | 
  								0.385 | 
  								2 | 
  								1147 | 
  								1236 |   |   | 
| 2013 | 8-5 | 
  								0.615 | 
  								1 | 
  								1270 | 
  								1214 | 4 | 3-0 | 380 | 233 | League Champion | 
 
						All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Dark Knight | 7-8 | 
      								0.467 | 
      								1554.9 | 
      								1519.5 | 
| KRAVEN MOOREHEAD | 6-5 | 
      								0.545 | 
      								1122.9 | 
      								1053.5 | 
| New Team | 1-0 | 
      								1.000 | 
      								145.2 | 
      								136 | 
| Panty Raiders | 8-4 | 
      								0.667 | 
      								1277.3 | 
      								1105.1 | 
| Pokémon Master | 9-4 | 
      								0.692 | 
      								1340 | 
      								1217.9 | 
| Punisher | 7-6 | 
      								0.538 | 
      								1406.8 | 
      								1303.5 | 
| SWEET REVENGE | 6-7 | 
      								0.462 | 
      								1299.2 | 
      								1279 | 
| The Enforcer | 11-3 | 
      								0.786 | 
      								1623.8 | 
      								1316.2 | 
| The Longest Yard | 4-9 | 
      								0.308 | 
      								1217.3 | 
      								1406.5 | 
| The Phenomenal Ones | 5-9 | 
      								0.357 | 
      								1320.4 | 
      								1529 | 
| West Siiide | 7-4 | 
      								0.636 | 
      								1149.1 | 
      								955.5 | 
| 1.21 JJ Watts | 5-3 | 
      								0.625 | 
      								901.2 | 
      								826.6 | 
| Butt Sack | 3-2 | 
      								0.600 | 
      								453.2 | 
      								451.3 | 
| Dirty Sanchez | 1-1 | 
      								0.500 | 
      								219 | 
      								198 | 
| LBC The Big Cheese | 1-0 | 
      								1.000 | 
      								122 | 
      								68 | 
 
						Team Name History
| @lexicon | 2013-2023 | 
 
						All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Dark Knight | 1-0 | 
      								1.000 | 
      								110.2 | 
      								88.7 | 
| KRAVEN MOOREHEAD | 1-0 | 
      								1.000 | 
      								96.3 | 
      								80.7 | 
| Panty Raiders | 1-0 | 
      								1.000 | 
      								109 | 
      								91 | 
| Punisher | 3-0 | 
      								1.000 | 
      								373.3 | 
      								305.7 | 
| The Enforcer | 3-1 | 
      								0.750 | 
      								416.4 | 
      								372.7 | 
| The Longest Yard | 1-1 | 
      								0.500 | 
      								234.8 | 
      								229.9 | 
| The Phenomenal Ones | 2-0 | 
      								1.000 | 
      								220.6 | 
      								163.9 | 
| West Siiide | 0-1 | 
      								0.000 | 
      								154.3 | 
      								157.2 | 
| 1.21 JJ Watts | 1-0 | 
      								1.000 | 
      								121.7 | 
      								100 | 
| Butt Sack | 1-0 | 
      								1.000 | 
      								170 | 
      								80 | 
 
						All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Panty Raiders | 1-0 | 
      								1.000 | 
      								114.3 | 
      								94.1 |