All Time Record
| 66-58 |
0.532 |
6 |
75429.5 |
76666 | 8-3 |
0.727 |
7580.25 |
6802 |
All Time Season History
| 2025 | 3-3 |
0.500 |
0 |
3483.5 |
3588.25 | | |
| 2024 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
0 |
7553.5 |
7855.25 | | |
| 2023 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
2 |
9063.5 |
9362 | 6 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 2022 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
0 |
7385.5 |
8161 | | |
| 2021 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
1 |
8318.75 |
8245 | 4 | 0-1 | 509 | 529.75 | |
| 2020 | 9-4 |
0.692 |
2 |
9059.25 |
8134 | 4 | 3-0 | 2465 | 1979.25 | League Champion |
| 2019 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
7274 |
7606.25 | 3 | 3-0 | 2027.25 | 1553.25 | RumpleMinze Division Champion, League Champion |
| 2018 | 10-3 |
0.769 |
0 |
8866.25 |
8515.25 | 4 | 2-1 | 2127.75 | 1890 | |
| 2017 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
7088.75 |
7255.5 | 7 | 0-1 | 451.25 | 849.75 | |
| 2016 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
1 |
7336.5 |
7943.5 | | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Bad Hombres | 4-5 |
0.444 |
5535.25 |
6007.75 |
| Bloodfeast Islandmen | 4-10 |
0.286 |
7901.75 |
9703.75 |
| Entertainment 720 | 10-4 |
0.714 |
8092 |
8048.5 |
| Full Blown Trash | 7-3 |
0.700 |
7019.5 |
6387 |
| Grundle Lickers | 5-4 |
0.556 |
5788.25 |
5517.75 |
| Nuts on Your Drumset | 2-7 |
0.222 |
5566.25 |
5309.25 |
| Prostate Playaz | 5-5 |
0.500 |
5948.25 |
6201.75 |
| The Ligers | 11-8 |
0.579 |
11555.75 |
11830.5 |
| The Scallywags | 1-1 |
0.500 |
997 |
1085.75 |
| Viva La Resistance | 8-2 |
0.800 |
6079 |
5499.25 |
| Wad of Hell | 4-6 |
0.400 |
6116 |
6470.75 |
| DD Allstars | 5-3 |
0.625 |
4830.5 |
4604 |
Team Name History
| Windy City Wet Bandits | 2022-2025 |
| Cascadia Wet Bandidos | 2021 |
| B-Lesher Endzone Molesters | 2016-2020 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Bad Hombres | 1-1 |
0.500 |
1037.5 |
1380.25 |
| Grundle Lickers | 2-0 |
1.000 |
1443.5 |
1099.75 |
| Nuts on Your Drumset | 1-0 |
1.000 |
670.5 |
494.75 |
| Prostate Playaz | 1-1 |
0.500 |
1147.25 |
1046.25 |
| The Ligers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
895.5 |
595.5 |
| Viva La Resistance | 1-0 |
1.000 |
880.75 |
819.5 |
| Wad of Hell | 1-0 |
1.000 |
770.5 |
528 |
| DD Allstars | 0-1 |
0.000 |
734.75 |
838 |
