All Time Record
| 57-48 |
0.543 |
6 |
64392.5 |
65222.5 | 8-3 |
0.727 |
7580.25 |
6802 |
All Time Season History
| 2023 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
2 |
9063.5 |
9362 | | |
| 2022 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
0 |
7385.5 |
8161 | | |
| 2021 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
1 |
8318.75 |
8245 | 4 | 0-1 | 509 | 529.75 | |
| 2020 | 9-4 |
0.692 |
2 |
9059.25 |
8134 | 4 | 3-0 | 2465 | 1979.25 | League Champion |
| 2019 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
7274 |
7606.25 | 3 | 3-0 | 2027.25 | 1553.25 | RumpleMinze Division Champion, League Champion |
| 2018 | 10-3 |
0.769 |
0 |
8866.25 |
8515.25 | 4 | 2-1 | 2127.75 | 1890 | |
| 2017 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
7088.75 |
7255.5 | 7 | 0-1 | 451.25 | 849.75 | |
| 2016 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
1 |
7336.5 |
7943.5 | | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Bad Hombres | 3-5 |
0.375 |
4923.75 |
5553.25 |
| Bloodfeast Islandmen | 4-8 |
0.333 |
6761 |
8364.25 |
| DD Allstars | 5-3 |
0.625 |
4830.5 |
4604 |
| Entertainment 720 | 9-3 |
0.750 |
6995.25 |
6979 |
| Full Blown Trash | 6-2 |
0.750 |
5726 |
5079 |
| Grundle Lickers | 5-3 |
0.625 |
5206.75 |
4903 |
| Nuts on Your Drumset | 2-6 |
0.250 |
4975 |
4611.75 |
| Prostate Playaz | 4-4 |
0.500 |
4943.25 |
4992.75 |
| The Ligers | 9-7 |
0.562 |
9469.25 |
9813.25 |
| Viva La Resistance | 6-2 |
0.750 |
5069 |
4552.25 |
| Wad of Hell | 4-5 |
0.444 |
5492.75 |
5770 |
Team Name History
| Windy City Wet Bandits | 2022-2023 |
| Cascadia Wet Bandidos | 2021 |
| B-Lesher Endzone Molesters | 2016-2020 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Bad Hombres | 1-1 |
0.500 |
1037.5 |
1380.25 |
| DD Allstars | 0-1 |
0.000 |
734.75 |
838 |
| Grundle Lickers | 2-0 |
1.000 |
1443.5 |
1099.75 |
| Nuts on Your Drumset | 1-0 |
1.000 |
670.5 |
494.75 |
| Prostate Playaz | 1-1 |
0.500 |
1147.25 |
1046.25 |
| The Ligers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
895.5 |
595.5 |
| Viva La Resistance | 1-0 |
1.000 |
880.75 |
819.5 |
| Wad of Hell | 1-0 |
1.000 |
770.5 |
528 |
