All Time Record
| 88-77-1 | 0.533 | 11 | 19226 | 18955.16 | 15-6 | 0.714 | 2665.74 | 2437.76 | 
						All Time Season History
            
| 2015 | 7-7 | 0.500 | 3 | 1802.88 | 1665.46 |  |  | 
| 2014 | 4-9 | 0.308 | 0 | 1511.96 | 1573.36 |  |  | 
| 2013 | 9-5 | 0.643 | 0 | 1746.8 | 1705.58 | 1 | 1-1 | 269.18 | 269.88 | DOWNTOWN DIVISION Division Champion | 
| 2012 | 8-5 | 0.615 | 3 | 1594.14 | 1453.98 |  |  | 
| 2011 | 4-10 | 0.286 | 0 | 1275.04 | 1457.58 |  |  | 
| 2010 | 7-7 | 0.500 | 1 | 1274.18 | 1324.2 |  |  | 
| 2009 | 11-5 | 0.688 | 2 | 2061.5 | 1893.5 |  |  | 
| 2008 | 7-6-1 | 0.536 | 0 | 1663 | 1655 |  |  | 
| 2007 | 3-11 | 0.214 | 0 | 1310.5 | 1667.5 |  |  | 
| 2006 | 11-2 | 0.846 | 1 | 1735.5 | 1415 |  |  | 
| 2005 | 9-5 | 0.643 | 1 | 1638 | 1607 |  |  | 
| 2004 | 8-5 | 0.615 | 0 | 1612.5 | 1537 |  |  | 
						All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| BAD SMELLY FEET | 6-6 | 0.500 | 1388.16 | 1349.7 | 
| GOATS-R-US | 11-12 | 0.478 | 2817.66 | 2890.76 | 
| Hogans II | 2-4 | 0.333 | 603.76 | 651.7 | 
| I AM BACK | 0-9 | 0.000 | 995.74 | 1251.04 | 
| MINKSTERS | 11-6 | 0.647 | 2001.24 | 1802.52 | 
| REVENGE IS SWEET | 3-1 | 0.750 | 492.62 | 456.64 | 
| ROADRUNNERS | 12-12 | 0.500 | 2728.14 | 2858.16 | 
| THE LONESOME DUDE | 4-2 | 0.667 | 711.82 | 696.6 | 
| YOUNGBLOODS | 12-9-1 | 0.568 | 2573.78 | 2496.84 | 
| CAPTAIN AMERICA | 0-4 | 0.000 | 424 | 497 | 
| MAULERS | 6-1 | 0.857 | 891.68 | 694.58 | 
| NEXUS SIX REPLICANTS | 1-0 | 1.000 | 141.12 | 115.66 | 
| OBAMA BOMBERS | 5-3 | 0.625 | 817.8 | 856.66 | 
| PETE | 2-0 | 1.000 | 243 | 172.5 | 
| poboy | 5-2 | 0.714 | 878.76 | 669.68 | 
| THE LONE DEMON | 8-6 | 0.571 | 1516.72 | 1495.12 | 
						Team Name History
| ANESTHETIZED SPEEDING SNAILS | 2012-2015 | 
| THUNDERCATS ARE GO | 2008-2011 | 
| Resident Evil | 2007 | 
| Low Rider | 2004-2006 | 
						All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| BAD SMELLY FEET | 1-1 | 0.500 | 265.52 | 255.98 | 
| GOATS-R-US | 2-1 | 0.667 | 440.06 | 400.4 | 
| Hogans II | 1-1 | 0.500 | 195.94 | 236.08 | 
| I AM BACK | 3-0 | 1.000 | 403.44 | 334.84 | 
| MINKSTERS | 0-2 | 0.000 | 170.6 | 225.1 | 
| THE LONESOME DUDE | 2-0 | 1.000 | 230.7 | 170.62 | 
| YOUNGBLOODS | 2-1 | 0.667 | 422.38 | 401.82 | 
| CAPTAIN AMERICA | 1-0 | 1.000 | 183 | 122 | 
| MAULERS | 1-0 | 1.000 | 109.6 | 108.06 | 
| NEXUS SIX REPLICANTS | 1-0 | 1.000 | 119.12 | 110.34 | 
| poboy | 1-0 | 1.000 | 125.38 | 72.52 |