All Time Record
| 95-71 |
0.572 |
17 |
20925.34 |
19824.48 | 22-4 |
0.846 |
3623.3 |
2961.25 |
All Time Season History
| 2021 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
3 |
1736.06 |
1640.66 | 6 | 4-0 | 533.06 | 418.11 | AFC Conference Conference Champion, League Champion |
| 2020 | 7-5 |
0.583 |
1 |
1717.56 |
1528.6 | 4 | 4-0 | 718.16 | 525.82 | AFC Conference Conference Champion, League Champion |
| 2019 | 10-2 |
0.833 |
1 |
1683.41 |
1507.33 | 1 | 3-0 | 429.42 | 330.33 | AFC North Division Champion, AFC Conference Conference Champion, League Champion |
| 2018 | 7-5 |
0.583 |
1 |
1623.31 |
1581.89 | 3 | 4-0 | 545.66 | 374.99 | AFC Conference Conference Champion, League Champion |
| 2017 | 6-6 |
0.500 |
1 |
1349 |
1342 | 6 | 1-1 | 217 | 205 | |
| 2016 | 6-6 |
0.500 |
0 |
1474 |
1458 | | |
| 2015 | 8-4 |
0.667 |
0 |
1359 |
1265 | 1 | 0-1 | 98 | 135 | AFC NORTHERN Division Champion |
| 2014 | 11-3 |
0.786 |
1 |
1961 |
1638 | 1 | 1-1 | 194 | 252 | AFC EAST Division Champion |
| 2013 | 13-1 |
0.929 |
6 |
2128 |
1637 | 1 | 3-0 | 484 | 338 | AFC EAST Division Champion, AFC Conference Champion, League Champion |
| 2012 | 5-9 |
0.357 |
1 |
1621 |
1705 | | |
| 2011 | 7-5 |
0.583 |
0 |
1432 |
1384 | 6 | 2-1 | 404 | 382 | |
| 2009 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
1 |
1422 |
1400 | | |
| 2008 | 3-11 |
0.214 |
1 |
1419 |
1737 | | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| BadBrad | 1-3 |
0.250 |
368 |
470 |
| Boats & Hoes | 5-4 |
0.556 |
1129.01 |
1038.94 |
| Bucktown Brawlers | 3-3 |
0.500 |
804.22 |
716.72 |
| Bukkake Brigade | 2-5 |
0.286 |
882.18 |
958.49 |
| Carpet Munchers | 4-3 |
0.571 |
1027.56 |
922.62 |
| Cellar Dwellers | 1-1 |
0.500 |
231 |
254 |
| Chicago's Finest | 1-1 |
0.500 |
202 |
162 |
| Chitown Cereal Killers | 1-4 |
0.200 |
500.12 |
627.92 |
| Diesel Power | 1-1 |
0.500 |
280.31 |
277.41 |
| Last of Da Mo’ Ricans | 5-2 |
0.714 |
1093.94 |
935.3 |
| My Chief | 8-4 |
0.667 |
1494.76 |
1332.83 |
| One Girl One Cup | 4-1 |
0.800 |
714.87 |
595.88 |
| Pyezone | 2-1 |
0.667 |
298 |
264 |
| Rozko Knowz | 2-6 |
0.250 |
965.98 |
1078.44 |
| Texas Crudos | 2-2 |
0.500 |
504 |
424 |
| The Bad Hombres | 1-0 |
1.000 |
170.84 |
130.4 |
| The Show | 4-0 |
1.000 |
560.1 |
449.38 |
| Zombie Apocalypse | 9-4 |
0.692 |
1641.36 |
1516.12 |
| Bustas of the Midway | 1-0 |
1.000 |
133 |
104 |
| Chalupa Batman | 3-0 |
1.000 |
405 |
283 |
| Chicago Head Hunterz | 0-1 |
0.000 |
116 |
121 |
| Chitown's Finest | 4-0 |
1.000 |
570 |
399 |
| Dirty Rotten Scoundrels | 3-3 |
0.500 |
717.59 |
765.58 |
| Ditka In Her Butkus | 1-0 |
1.000 |
146 |
87 |
| EVIL EMPIRE | 3-1 |
0.750 |
655 |
510 |
| Fat Bottom Gurleys | 5-3 |
0.625 |
986 |
938 |
| Goliath Slayer | 5-2 |
0.714 |
878 |
762 |
| Handful of TDs | 1-0 |
1.000 |
152 |
134 |
| I SMELL IT | 2-0 |
1.000 |
309 |
264 |
| Nappy Headed Hoes | 1-3 |
0.250 |
398 |
506 |
| Reservoir Dogz | 0-1 |
0.000 |
78 |
107 |
| The AL Mighty | 4-7 |
0.364 |
1171 |
1345 |
| Those Bastards | 0-1 |
0.000 |
96 |
116 |
| Tier 1 | 2-2 |
0.500 |
495 |
531 |
| Vandelay Industries | 0-2 |
0.000 |
208 |
247 |
| You Know Nothing Jon Bostic | 4-0 |
1.000 |
543.5 |
450.45 |
Team Name History
| BAD INTENTIONS | 2008-2021 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Boats & Hoes | 3-0 |
1.000 |
466.38 |
274.01 |
| Bucktown Brawlers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
144 |
114 |
| Bukkake Brigade | 3-0 |
1.000 |
411.59 |
303.94 |
| Can You DIGGS It | 1-0 |
1.000 |
108.58 |
97.06 |
| Chitown Cereal Killers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
156.03 |
113.84 |
| Diesel Power | 1-0 |
1.000 |
158.74 |
131.18 |
| Last of Da Mo’ Ricans | 1-0 |
1.000 |
121.34 |
104.83 |
| One Girl One Cup | 1-0 |
1.000 |
178.66 |
117 |
| Rozko Knowz | 1-0 |
1.000 |
130 |
98 |
| Zombie Apocalypse | 2-0 |
1.000 |
294.88 |
254.35 |
| Chalupa Batman | 1-1 |
0.500 |
299.62 |
295.1 |
| Chicago Head Hunterz | 1-0 |
1.000 |
153 |
134 |
| Dirty Rotten Scoundrels | 1-0 |
1.000 |
126.02 |
107.48 |
| EVIL EMPIRE | 1-0 |
1.000 |
188 |
95 |
| Fat Bottom Gurleys | 1-1 |
0.500 |
193 |
211 |
| Goliath Slayer | 1-1 |
0.500 |
255.46 |
232.46 |
| The AL Mighty | 1-0 |
1.000 |
150 |
130 |
| You Know Nothing Jon Bostic | 0-1 |
0.000 |
88 |
148 |
