All Time Record
| 98-84 |
0.538 |
22 |
26757.3 |
26271.2 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
2105.7 |
2051.6 |
All Time Season History
| 2020 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
3 |
2307.4 |
2205.7 | | |
| 2019 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
1 |
1904.7 |
2181.8 | | |
| 2018 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
1 |
2123.6 |
2056.3 | 4 | 0-1 | 155.5 | 176 | |
| 2017 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
0 |
1880.2 |
1874.9 | 3 | 3-0 | 471.9 | 432.9 | League Champion |
| 2016 | 3-10 |
0.231 |
0 |
1683.6 |
2002 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2015 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
1 |
1964.4 |
1845.3 | | |
| 2014 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
1 |
1906.8 |
1925.9 | | |
| 2013 | 10-3 |
0.769 |
4 |
2205.8 |
1991.8 | 2 | 1-1 | 294.3 | 271.6 | NFC Division Champion |
| 2012 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
2 |
2034 |
1923.6 | | |
| 2011 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
0 |
1896.4 |
1872.7 | 4 | 1-1 | 361.7 | 372.3 | |
| 2010 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
1 |
1567 |
1689 | | |
| 2009 | 9-4 |
0.692 |
3 |
1844.7 |
1567 | 1 | 0-1 | 131.3 | 145.7 | AFC Division Champion |
| 2008 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
1464.8 |
1523.7 | 6 | 1-1 | 253.7 | 238.7 | |
| 2007 | 10-3 |
0.769 |
5 |
1973.9 |
1611.5 | 1 | 0-1 | 88.3 | 131.1 | AFC Division Champion |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| God\'s Son | 2-0 |
1.000 |
294.1 |
287.8 |
| Hitmen | 4-9 |
0.308 |
2013.7 |
2143 |
| Long Island Pollocks | 9-7 |
0.562 |
2272.3 |
2134.3 |
| New York Jets | 10-9 |
0.526 |
2867.9 |
2955 |
| Rookie Blue | 11-15 |
0.423 |
3758.9 |
3730.6 |
| Spirit of Vengeance | 13-13 |
0.500 |
3883.8 |
3870.5 |
| The Four Horsemen | 10-5 |
0.667 |
2217.9 |
2140.4 |
| TheNutz | 15-9 |
0.625 |
3552.7 |
3413.3 |
| Young Guns | 8-9 |
0.471 |
2423.9 |
2540 |
| Anal Invaders | 1-0 |
1.000 |
129.6 |
74.9 |
| Bay Shore Brawlers | 2-0 |
1.000 |
306.1 |
251.5 |
| Negronomics | 8-5 |
0.615 |
1796.7 |
1677.6 |
| Oak Bay Brawlers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
154.2 |
159.8 |
| Steel Curtain | 1-1 |
0.500 |
299 |
281.9 |
| The Chosen One | 4-1 |
0.800 |
786.5 |
610.6 |
Team Name History
| Haarrdd Bodies | 2017-2020 |
| Dallas Warriors | 2013-2016 |
| Dallas Haarrrd Bodies | 2007-2012 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Hitmen | 0-1 |
0.000 |
155.5 |
176 |
| New York Jets | 1-3 |
0.250 |
534.8 |
618.1 |
| Rookie Blue | 2-0 |
1.000 |
297.6 |
240.3 |
| The Four Horsemen | 1-0 |
1.000 |
128.4 |
125.5 |
| TheNutz | 3-1 |
0.750 |
639.2 |
524.4 |
| Young Guns | 1-1 |
0.500 |
350.2 |
367.3 |
