All Time Record
| 21-43 |
0.328 |
2 |
7111.35 |
7868.25 | 0-2 |
0.000 |
195.5 |
307.95 |
All Time Season History
| 2009 | 4-12 |
0.250 |
0 |
1795.45 |
2226.2 | | |
| 2008 | 7-9 |
0.438 |
1 |
1770.95 |
1843.35 | | |
| 2007 | 4-12 |
0.250 |
0 |
1779.6 |
1916.65 | | |
| 2006 | 6-10 |
0.375 |
1 |
1765.35 |
1882.05 | | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Anal Dwelling Butt Monkeys | 0-2 |
0.000 |
229.3 |
290.45 |
| Flaming Tards | 3-3 |
0.500 |
658.9 |
629.1 |
| Lazy Franchise | 4-4 |
0.500 |
929.85 |
886.9 |
| Lollipop's Funtime Apocalypse | 1-2 |
0.333 |
391 |
420.85 |
| Natural Born Drunks | 0-8 |
0.000 |
754.8 |
1057.3 |
| Peanut Killers | 3-5 |
0.375 |
913.3 |
1016.95 |
| Perro Rojo | 1-1 |
0.500 |
269.1 |
264.25 |
| Pimptown Players | 2-3 |
0.400 |
576.75 |
655.25 |
| Sea Hags | 1-3 |
0.250 |
365.15 |
505.1 |
| Stankonia | 1-3 |
0.250 |
509.25 |
504.3 |
| The Midget Militia | 1-3 |
0.250 |
465.65 |
500.9 |
| Hustlers | 0-2 |
0.000 |
191.25 |
204.55 |
| Infectious Jocks | 3-2 |
0.600 |
584.8 |
539.95 |
| Kentucky Bluegrass | 1-1 |
0.500 |
201.55 |
238.6 |
| Southside Playa's | 0-1 |
0.000 |
70.7 |
153.8 |
Team Name History
| Acorn's Assassins | 2009 |
| Acorn's Assassins | 2008 |
| Arctic Assassins | 2007 |
| North Stars | 2006 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Anal Dwelling Butt Monkeys | 0-1 |
0.000 |
100.15 |
182.45 |
| Lollipop's Funtime Apocalypse | 0-1 |
0.000 |
95.35 |
125.5 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Flaming Tards | 1-1 |
0.500 |
272 |
229.1 |
| Peanut Killers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
96.25 |
109.4 |
| Pimptown Players | 1-0 |
1.000 |
104.85 |
78.6 |
| Sea Hags | 0-1 |
0.000 |
80.45 |
136.8 |
| Hustlers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
124.2 |
90 |
| Southside Playa's | 0-1 |
0.000 |
70 |
97.2 |
