All Time Record
| 63-63 |
0.500 |
4 |
10837.14 |
10849.92 | 2-4 |
0.333 |
496.84 |
555.08 |
All Time Season History
| 2011 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
1 |
1375.24 |
1245.16 | 2 | 1-1 | 162.26 | 150.7 | Three Brains, One Dick Division Champion |
| 2010 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
1 |
1264.48 |
1143.02 | 3 | 0-2 | 174.16 | 229.38 | Out East Division Champion |
| 2009 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
0 |
1201.38 |
1201.84 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2008 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
0 |
1122.64 |
1171.38 | | |
| 2007 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
1 |
1338.94 |
1392.32 | | |
| 2006 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
0 |
1063.3 |
1182.42 | | |
| 2005 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
1 |
1208 |
1135.84 | 6 | 1-1 | 160.42 | 175 | |
| 2004 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
0 |
1138.34 |
1171.74 | | |
| 2003 | 5-9 |
0.357 |
0 |
1124.82 |
1206.2 | | |
| 2002 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
0 | | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| BadIdeaBadIdeaBadIdeaBadIdea | 11-6 |
0.647 |
1452.12 |
1303.4 |
| Brfcase! | 2-3 |
0.400 |
438.78 |
437.4 |
| Fagatron: The Gay Robot of War | 4-6 |
0.400 |
819.74 |
834.16 |
| My Angry Baby | 5-4 |
0.556 |
861.04 |
865.64 |
| Not Welcome Here | 5-5 |
0.500 |
810.96 |
854.12 |
| Piece of Leather | 4-6 |
0.400 |
836.58 |
844.54 |
| Pigskin Pastors | 2-7 |
0.222 |
712.8 |
924.94 |
| The American Gothics | 4-5 |
0.444 |
773.82 |
745.28 |
| The Dazzling Dreges | 5-4 |
0.556 |
750.98 |
831.84 |
| Where Is My Lesbian Mother? | 9-8 |
0.529 |
1522.58 |
1370 |
| Winona Yonic Puns | 10-7 |
0.588 |
1550.44 |
1533.44 |
| Just Forfeit, Brian! | 1-1 |
0.500 |
145.84 |
145.82 |
| The Corporate Whores | 1-1 |
0.500 |
161.46 |
159.34 |
Team Name History
| The Frenchmen | 2011 |
| Bucky Gunts | 2010 |
| Baby Shark Pie | 2009 |
| The Namby-Pamby Do-Gooders | 2008 |
| Chinga tu Madre | 2007 |
| thirty-licious | 2006 |
| Bison-Curious | 2005 |
| Yucatan Perros | 2004 |
| The Figments | 2003 |
| The Basket Weavers | 2002 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Brfcase! | 0-1 |
0.000 |
88.86 |
102.9 |
| Fagatron: The Gay Robot of War | 0-1 |
0.000 |
80.54 |
121.6 |
| Piece of Leather | 0-1 |
0.000 |
93.62 |
107.78 |
| Pigskin Pastors | 2-0 |
1.000 |
150.32 |
121.44 |
| Where Is My Lesbian Mother? | 0-1 |
0.000 |
83.5 |
101.36 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Fagatron: The Gay Robot of War | 1-1 |
0.500 |
117.86 |
158.48 |
| Piece of Leather | 1-0 |
1.000 |
103.76 |
88.14 |
| Pigskin Pastors | 0-3 |
0.000 |
235.86 |
342.72 |
| The American Gothics | 1-1 |
0.500 |
198.02 |
224.54 |
| The Dazzling Dreges | 0-3 |
0.000 |
230.92 |
299.74 |
| Where Is My Lesbian Mother? | 1-0 |
1.000 |
54.76 |
42.9 |
| Winona Yonic Puns | 0-1 |
0.000 |
80.74 |
108.76 |
