All Time Record
| 38-31-1 |
0.550 |
9 |
7401 |
7421 | 3-5 |
0.375 |
683 |
782 |
All Time Season History
| 2011 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
0 |
1499 |
1524 | | |
| 2010 | 4-10 |
0.286 |
0 |
1251 |
1626 | | |
| 2009 | 9-4-1 |
0.679 |
2 |
1464 |
1459 | 3 | 1-1 | 209 | 203 | |
| 2008 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
1 |
1411 |
1420 | | |
| 2007 | 11-3 |
0.786 |
6 |
1776 |
1392 | 1 | 1-1 | 174 | 170 | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| DNYM | 2-5 |
0.286 |
653 |
822 |
| Hoodfellas | 5-3 |
0.625 |
907 |
853 |
| Leroy | 4-1 |
0.800 |
583 |
536 |
| Make Way for Willie!!! | 6-1-1 |
0.812 |
895 |
720 |
| Nasty Audibles | 5-3 |
0.625 |
954 |
821 |
| Queef Quaffles | 4-4 |
0.500 |
816 |
909 |
| That's What She Said | 0-2 |
0.000 |
204 |
249 |
| The Bears | 2-2 |
0.500 |
411 |
424 |
| The Kookamonga Cracker Killers | 4-4 |
0.500 |
799 |
955 |
| Sanchez' Dirty Crew | 1-1 |
0.500 |
194 |
189 |
| Taint of Greatness | 1-5 |
0.167 |
536 |
609 |
| The Davie Porn Stache | 2-0 |
1.000 |
224 |
146 |
| Tits and Pancakes | 2-0 |
1.000 |
225 |
188 |
Team Name History
| New Jersey Giant Squid | 2011 |
| Sexy Robot Overlords | 2008-2010 |
| Achewood Whiskey Dicks | 2007 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| DNYM | 1-1 |
0.500 |
184 |
194 |
| Hoodfellas | 0-1 |
0.000 |
84 |
128 |
| Nasty Audibles | 0-1 |
0.000 |
79 |
89 |
| Queef Quaffles | 2-0 |
1.000 |
224 |
167 |
| The Kookamonga Cracker Killers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
33 |
120 |
| Taint of Greatness | 0-1 |
0.000 |
79 |
84 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Hoodfellas | 0-1 |
0.000 |
89 |
95 |
| Make Way for Willie!!! | 1-0 |
1.000 |
126 |
100 |
