All Time Record
| 24-28 |
0.462 |
3 |
4121.6 |
4104.9 | 3-9 |
0.250 |
833.7 |
936.7 |
All Time Season History
| 2016 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
2 |
992.1 |
934.4 | | |
| 2015 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
1128 |
1040.5 | 3 | 2-1 | 260.4 | 223.2 | Imperial Division Champion |
| 2014 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
0 |
1098.4 |
994.9 | 2 | 0-4 | 200.3 | 294.5 | Imperial Division Champion |
| 2013 | 2-11 |
0.154 |
1 |
903.1 |
1135.1 | 12 | 1-2 | 166.2 | 200.1 | |
All Time Regular Season Records By Opponent
| Butterfly Bandits | 1-2 |
0.333 |
260.3 |
260.7 |
| Columbus Circle Jerks | 1-0 |
1.000 |
71 |
67.6 |
| Dollar Fourty | 2-1 |
0.667 |
271.3 |
243.6 |
| Dye Modell | 1-0 |
1.000 |
132.4 |
63.2 |
| LipsmackerZ | 0-4 |
0.000 |
230.8 |
285 |
| MarieMount Mutt Devils | 1-1 |
0.500 |
156.1 |
201.3 |
| Nortucky Kneedraggers | 1-1 |
0.500 |
184.3 |
180.6 |
| Parma Heights Planograms | 1-1 |
0.500 |
142.9 |
195.6 |
| Queen City Hogkillers | 3-0 |
1.000 |
287.6 |
239.8 |
| Ralphies Red Ryders | 2-1 |
0.667 |
263.6 |
209.4 |
| South of the Border Trustees | 3-2 |
0.600 |
343.8 |
311.4 |
| Super Silent | 1-0 |
1.000 |
60.6 |
41.5 |
| team to be named later | 1-1 |
0.500 |
147.9 |
138.3 |
| The B2 Bombers | 0-2 |
0.000 |
122.9 |
171.4 |
| The Mighty Redhead | 0-2 |
0.000 |
144.9 |
205.6 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker | 2-0 |
1.000 |
199.3 |
145.3 |
| Weekend at Bernie Kosar's | 2-0 |
1.000 |
204.4 |
135.7 |
| Woody's Warriors | 0-3 |
0.000 |
206.6 |
243.9 |
| Deep Fried Oysters | 1-0 |
1.000 |
113.4 |
76.4 |
| Mitchapalooza | 0-2 |
0.000 |
130.5 |
213.2 |
| Mr. McGibblets | 0-3 |
0.000 |
195.6 |
218.5 |
| Rabbit Hash Dog Mayors | 0-1 |
0.000 |
69.3 |
102.2 |
| The Walnut HillzBillies | 1-1 |
0.500 |
182.1 |
154.7 |
Team Name History
| Areas51 Biohazards | 2013-2016 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Butterfly Bandits | 0-1 |
0.000 |
53.2 |
83.2 |
| MarieMount Mutt Devils | 0-2 |
0.000 |
72.7 |
156.4 |
| Nortucky Kneedraggers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
92.2 |
61.1 |
| Queen City Hogkillers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
74.1 |
56.1 |
| South of the Border Trustees | 0-1 |
0.000 |
44.5 |
54.8 |
| Super Silent | 0-1 |
0.000 |
54.9 |
66.4 |
| The Slippery Woodpecker | 0-2 |
0.000 |
134.5 |
154.8 |
| Woody's Warriors | 0-1 |
0.000 |
94.1 |
106 |
| Deep Fried Oysters | 1-0 |
1.000 |
74.5 |
55.5 |
| Mr. McGibblets | 0-1 |
0.000 |
55.6 |
59 |
