All Time Record
| 81-73 |
0.526 |
15 |
17177.35 |
16756.4 | 8-3 |
0.727 |
1298.8 |
1157.35 |
All Time Season History
| 2014 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
0 |
1587.45 |
1614.55 | | |
| 2013 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
1 |
1637.35 |
1653.7 | | |
| 2012 | 10-4 |
0.714 |
3 |
1832.15 |
1438.5 | 1 | 0-1 | 128.6 | 144.35 | West Division Division Champion |
| 2011 | 3-11 |
0.214 |
0 |
1155.65 |
1735.85 | | |
| 2010 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
0 |
1514.8 |
1531.4 | | |
| 2009 | 10-4 |
0.714 |
2 |
1752 |
1456.9 | 4 | 3-0 | 361.6 | 311.8 | League Champion |
| 2008 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
3 |
1552.25 |
1392.75 | 6 | 2-1 | 337.65 | 334.3 | |
| 2007 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
1 |
1548.2 |
1583.75 | | |
| 2006 | 4-10 |
0.286 |
0 |
1242.85 |
1407.45 | | |
| 2005 | 12-2 |
0.857 |
5 |
1793.75 |
1275.8 | 1 | 2-0 | 285.25 | 211.8 | West Division Division Champion, League Champion |
| 2004 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
0 |
1560.9 |
1665.75 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Anteaters | 3-2 |
0.600 |
601.65 |
547.05 |
| Beer Me! | 4-8 |
0.333 |
1290 |
1315.9 |
| Berlin's Team | 0-2 |
0.000 |
114.5 |
200.05 |
| Dirty Sanchez | 10-11 |
0.476 |
2360.45 |
2430.6 |
| Reapers | 3-0 |
1.000 |
370.3 |
250.05 |
| Roller Coasters | 6-6 |
0.500 |
1435.7 |
1332.65 |
| Scooby's Team | 2-6 |
0.250 |
834.85 |
1012.8 |
| The Darkside | 5-3 |
0.625 |
941.2 |
861.8 |
| The Kossaks | 1-1 |
0.500 |
249.55 |
265.85 |
| TheeOhioState | 1-1 |
0.500 |
285.75 |
295.65 |
| Trots | 8-3 |
0.727 |
1274.45 |
1143.25 |
| Badgers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
167.35 |
127.9 |
| Chief's Warriors | 4-5 |
0.444 |
1034.45 |
1016.2 |
| Crazy Train | 2-3 |
0.400 |
581.95 |
644.2 |
| Dolemite's Hos | 2-2 |
0.500 |
390.8 |
439.1 |
| Fried perch served with Texas toast | 1-0 |
1.000 |
121.55 |
67.25 |
| Jabberwocks | 8-2 |
0.800 |
1147.6 |
954.1 |
| Kung Fu Chutney Hunters | 1-0 |
1.000 |
127.5 |
103.65 |
| Leapin' Leprechaun Lushes | 4-4 |
0.500 |
785.35 |
791.85 |
| Multiple Scorgasms | 1-3 |
0.250 |
364.2 |
454.7 |
| perchoutofwater | 4-4 |
0.500 |
837.75 |
836.45 |
| Reese's PBC | 0-1 |
0.000 |
104.95 |
118.25 |
| Sons of Issachar | 2-1 |
0.667 |
361.05 |
331.15 |
| Tominators | 8-5 |
0.615 |
1394.45 |
1215.95 |
Team Name History
| Aliens | 2004-2014 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Beer Me! | 2-0 |
1.000 |
243.65 |
154.35 |
| Dirty Sanchez | 1-0 |
1.000 |
152.25 |
106.7 |
| Roller Coasters | 0-1 |
0.000 |
61.75 |
91.65 |
| Trots | 1-1 |
0.500 |
249.25 |
254.45 |
| Crazy Train | 1-0 |
1.000 |
133 |
105.1 |
| Leapin' Leprechaun Lushes | 2-0 |
1.000 |
264.8 |
246.7 |
| perchoutofwater | 1-0 |
1.000 |
105.8 |
70.9 |
| Tominators | 0-1 |
0.000 |
88.3 |
127.5 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Anteaters | 1-1 |
0.500 |
211.4 |
187.75 |
| Roller Coasters | 0-1 |
0.000 |
110.9 |
120.1 |
| The Kossaks | 1-0 |
1.000 |
158.1 |
145.5 |
| Chief's Warriors | 1-0 |
1.000 |
95.65 |
80.5 |
| Crazy Train | 0-1 |
0.000 |
81.65 |
82.85 |
| Kung Fu Chutney Hunters | 0-1 |
0.000 |
122.25 |
157.5 |
| Leapin' Leprechaun Lushes | 1-0 |
1.000 |
95.7 |
67.3 |
| perchoutofwater | 0-1 |
0.000 |
108.35 |
137.2 |
| Sons of Issachar | 0-1 |
0.000 |
82.55 |
110.95 |
| Tominators | 1-0 |
1.000 |
110.3 |
63.65 |
