All Time Record
| 309-327-4 |
0.486 |
51 |
32385 |
32648 | 15-17 |
0.469 |
1765 |
1723 |
All Time Season History
| 2025 | 7-1 |
0.875 |
2 |
537 |
392 | | |
| 2024 | 4-11 |
0.267 |
0 |
789 |
950 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2023 | 9-6 |
0.600 |
1 |
898 |
866 | 4 | 1-1 | 133 | 88 | |
| 2022 | 9-6 |
0.600 |
2 |
953 |
847 | 3 | 0-2 | 136 | 156 | |
| 2021 | 7-8 |
0.467 |
2 |
1012 |
867 | | |
| 2020 | 10-4 |
0.714 |
2 |
957 |
799 | 2 | 2-0 | 146 | 110 | Blue Division Champion, League Champion |
| 2019 | 5-9 |
0.357 |
2 |
842 |
947 | | |
| 2018 | 5-9 |
0.357 |
2 |
892 |
955 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2017 | 4-10 |
0.286 |
3 |
811 |
786 | | |
| 2016 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
0 |
839 |
833 | | |
| 2015 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
0 |
836 |
856 | 4 | 0-2 | 97 | 177 | |
| 2014 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
0 |
771 |
862 | | |
| 2013 | 6-9 |
0.400 |
0 |
843 |
923 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2012 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
1 |
795 |
824 | | |
| 2011 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
3 |
848 |
776 | 4 | 0-2 | 100 | 141 | |
| 2010 | 10-4 |
0.714 |
0 |
690 |
629 | 1 | 2-0 | 141 | 70 | Blue Division Champion, League Champion |
| 2009 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
0 |
757 |
730 | | |
| 2008 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
0 |
788 |
760 | 4 | 1-1 | 105 | 127 | |
| 2007 | 4-10 |
0.286 |
1 |
695 |
802 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2006 | 4-10 |
0.286 |
1 |
658 |
795 | | |
| 2005 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
1 |
781 |
806 | | |
| 2004 | 3-11 |
0.214 |
0 |
601 |
854 | | |
| 2003 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
3 |
727 |
750 | | |
| 2002 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
0 |
779 |
856 | | |
| 2001 | 5-9 |
0.357 |
1 |
587 |
662 | | |
| 2000 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
1 |
732 |
781 | | |
| 1999 | 5-9 |
0.357 |
1 |
588 |
641 | | |
| 1998 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
0 |
618 |
663 | | |
| 1997 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
3.50 |
731 |
588 | 3 | 0-2 | 78 | 104 | |
| 1996 | 5-9 |
0.357 |
0 |
552 |
683 | | |
| 1995 | 7-6-1 |
0.536 |
1 |
683 |
698 | 4 | 0-2 | 111 | 133 | |
| 1994 | 6-9 |
0.400 |
0 |
560 |
664 | | |
| 1993 | 6-9 |
0.400 |
0 |
430 |
565 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 1992 | 6-9 |
0.400 |
0 |
548 |
621 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 1991 | 8-7 |
0.533 |
0 |
583 |
561 | | |
| 1990 | 7-8 |
0.467 |
4 |
642 |
637 | | |
| 1989 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
0 |
596 |
507 | 3 | 1-1 | 88 | 57 | |
| 1988 | 10-4 |
0.714 |
3 |
673 |
471 | 2 | 1-1 | 80 | 108 | Blue Division Champion |
| 1987 | 4-6 |
0.400 |
1 |
439 |
531 | | |
| 1986 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
0 |
598 |
680 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 1985 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
4 |
713 |
542 | 3 | 2-0 | 134 | 86 | League Champion |
| 1984 | 9-4-1 |
0.679 |
2 |
735 |
563 | 3 | 1-1 | 87 | 103 | |
| 1983 | 10-4 |
0.714 |
1.50 |
789 |
570 | 2 | 0-2 | 83 | 120 | Blue Division Champion |
| 1982 | 3-5-1 |
0.389 |
0 |
336 |
421 | | |
| 1981 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
2 |
588 |
511 | 4 | 2-0 | 83 | 74 | League Champion |
| 1980 | 4-10-1 |
0.300 |
0 |
565 |
623 | | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Blond Bombers | 16-29 |
0.356 |
2075 |
2301 |
| Carrier's Pigeons | 45-37 |
0.549 |
4467 |
4359 |
| Ely's McFearsomes | 35-34 |
0.507 |
3617 |
3429 |
| Fondow's Bucks | 14-19 |
0.424 |
1869 |
2001 |
| JB\'s Ballers | 2-4 |
0.333 |
377 |
343 |
| Kust's Phantoms | 26-34-1 |
0.434 |
2964 |
3285 |
| Neubauer's Force | 45-44-1 |
0.506 |
4674 |
4547 |
| Walsh's Chuckers | 40-48 |
0.455 |
4588 |
4711 |
| Will's Wookiees | 24-26 |
0.480 |
2604 |
2870 |
| Coach's Cobras | 3-0 |
1.000 |
146 |
95 |
| Dave's Droids | 12-9 |
0.571 |
921 |
841 |
| Elrod's Jedi | 24-24-1 |
0.500 |
2294 |
2274 |
| Grace's Gombas | 2-0 |
1.000 |
106 |
57 |
| Holtzen's Hustlers | 1-1 |
0.500 |
34 |
49 |
| Jake's Flakes | 1-0 |
1.000 |
67 |
14 |
| Mike's CarneyVores | 10-9 |
0.526 |
822 |
755 |
| MT Airwaves | 6-2-1 |
0.722 |
377 |
281 |
| Rued's Racketeers | 1-6 |
0.143 |
275 |
346 |
| Wettach's Warriors | 2-1 |
0.667 |
108 |
90 |
Team Name History
| Balk's River Rats | 2014-2025 |
| Balk's River Rats | 2007-2013 |
| Balk's River Rats | 2006 |
| Balk's River Rats | 1980-2005 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Blond Bombers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
65 |
48 |
| Carrier's Pigeons | 0-2 |
0.000 |
89 |
142 |
| Ely's McFearsomes | 2-1 |
0.667 |
215 |
133 |
| Fondow's Bucks | 2-1 |
0.667 |
248 |
167 |
| JB\'s Ballers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
40 |
46 |
| Kust's Phantoms | 3-3 |
0.500 |
307 |
356 |
| Neubauer's Force | 3-1 |
0.750 |
220 |
177 |
| Walsh's Chuckers | 1-2 |
0.333 |
153 |
141 |
| Will's Wookiees | 0-2 |
0.000 |
114 |
183 |
| Dave's Droids | 0-1 |
0.000 |
45 |
53 |
| Elrod's Jedi | 2-1 |
0.667 |
163 |
135 |
| Mike's CarneyVores | 0-1 |
0.000 |
44 |
60 |
| MT Airwaves | 0-1 |
0.000 |
28 |
53 |
| Rued's Racketeers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
34 |
29 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Blond Bombers | 1-2 |
0.333 |
125 |
129 |
| Ely's McFearsomes | 0-1 |
0.000 |
14 |
40 |
| Fondow's Bucks | 1-1 |
0.500 |
104 |
92 |
| Walsh's Chuckers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
56 |
21 |
| Will's Wookiees | 1-0 |
1.000 |
41 |
39 |
| Elrod's Jedi | 0-1 |
0.000 |
41 |
42 |
| Mike's CarneyVores | 1-0 |
1.000 |
71 |
37 |
