All Time Record
| 37-19 | 0.661 | 4 | 4048 | 3565 | 8-2 | 0.800 | 807 | 700 | 
						All Time Season History
            
| 2006 | 10-4 | 0.714 | 0 | 954 | 890 |  |  | 
| 2005 | 9-5 | 0.643 | 1 | 1075 | 907 | 4 | 2-1 | 218 | 189 |  | 
| 2004 | 8-6 | 0.571 | 1 | 980 | 891 | 3 | 0-1 | 83 | 122 | EAST Division Champion | 
| 2003 | 10-4 | 0.714 | 2 | 1039 | 877 | 2 | 3-0 | 234 | 182 | EAST Division Champion, League Champion | 
						All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Big Daddy | 3-0 | 1.000 | 189 | 155 | 
| Bungfodder | 3-1 | 0.750 | 378 | 281 | 
| Green Acres | 4-1 | 0.800 | 368 | 302 | 
| Grim Reapers | 1-1 | 0.500 | 115 | 111 | 
| High Rollers | 0-1 | 0.000 | 67 | 78 | 
| Lone Rangers | 3-1 | 0.750 | 285 | 232 | 
| Lost Kingdom | 1-0 | 1.000 | 49 | 48 | 
| Lube Job | 3-0 | 1.000 | 235 | 201 | 
| Martyrs | 3-1 | 0.750 | 304 | 229 | 
| MaSTeR MiNdS | 1-0 | 1.000 | 51 | 48 | 
| Motown Thunder | 1-1 | 0.500 | 164 | 159 | 
| Rebel Scum | 2-2 | 0.500 | 306 | 264 | 
| Smackdown | 2-2 | 0.500 | 307 | 291 | 
| Sooner Pimps | 3-3 | 0.500 | 391 | 362 | 
| Beer Money | 1-0 | 1.000 | 74 | 71 | 
| Big Red | 2-2 | 0.500 | 240 | 265 | 
| Bovine Bullies | 1-0 | 1.000 | 89 | 48 | 
| Easy Money | 1-0 | 1.000 | 100 | 95 | 
| Hanger Ratz | 1-0 | 1.000 | 102 | 49 | 
| Hawgs | 1-1 | 0.500 | 128 | 123 | 
| Pitbulls | 0-2 | 0.000 | 106 | 153 | 
						Team Name History
| Bastards | 2003-2006 | 
						All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Green Acres | 1-1 | 0.500 | 161 | 170 | 
| Lone Rangers | 1-0 | 1.000 | 105 | 68 | 
| Lube Job | 1-0 | 1.000 | 90 | 77 | 
| Martyrs | 1-1 | 0.500 | 150 | 177 | 
| Motown Thunder | 1-0 | 1.000 | 81 | 39 | 
| Sooner Pimps | 1-0 | 1.000 | 76 | 64 | 
| Big Red | 1-0 | 1.000 | 98 | 90 | 
| Easy Money | 1-0 | 1.000 | 46 | 15 |