All Time Record
| 240-164 |
0.594 |
45 |
19674.28 |
18140.34 | 25-16 |
0.610 |
1999.24 |
1965.78 |
All Time Season History
| 2023 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
2 |
700.65 |
669.8 | | |
| 2022 | 11-3 |
0.786 |
3 |
728.65 |
672.15 | 2 | 2-0 | 113.3 | 98.24 | South Division Champion, League Champion |
| 2021 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
2 |
693.57 |
643.77 | 4 | 1-1 | 91.61 | 94.83 | |
| 2020 | 10-3 |
0.769 |
1 |
644.39 |
578.41 | 1 | 1-1 | 105.18 | 105.6 | South Division Champion |
| 2019 | 10-3 |
0.769 |
1 |
665.76 |
596.51 | 2 | 1-1 | 105.19 | 102.93 | South Division Champion |
| 2018 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
1 |
632.68 |
645.7 | | |
| 2017 | 10-4 |
0.714 |
3 |
701.45 |
635.47 | 2 | 2-0 | 88.35 | 72.67 | Centra Division Champion, League Champion |
| 2016 | 11-3 |
0.786 |
2 |
750.32 |
623.39 | 1 | 0-1 | 55.42 | 71.14 | Centra Division Champion |
| 2015 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
1 |
696.37 |
680.82 | 5 | 3-0 | 170.55 | 130.48 | League Champion |
| 2014 | 12-2 |
0.857 |
1 |
695.45 |
617.32 | 1 | 0-1 | 50.63 | 53.82 | Centra Division Champion |
| 2013 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
1 |
680.17 |
725.11 | 4 | 0-1 | 56.28 | 66.98 | |
| 2012 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
1 |
624.7 |
629.57 | | |
| 2011 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
5 |
740.01 |
727.14 | 4 | 3-0 | 196.81 | 164.65 | Centra Division Champion, League Champion |
| 2010 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
2 |
726.32 |
684.59 | 4 | 2-1 | 154.91 | 137.93 | |
| 2009 | 13-1 |
0.929 |
1 |
709.39 |
563.23 | 1 | 1-1 | 105.75 | 115.74 | Centra Division Champion |
| 2008 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
1 |
641.63 |
645.66 | | |
| 2007 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
0 |
584.07 |
614.93 | | |
| 2006 | 12-2 |
0.857 |
3 |
735.61 |
583.03 | 1 | 0-1 | 38.98 | 40.75 | Centra Division Champion |
| 2005 | 3-11 |
0.214 |
0 |
586.08 |
691.02 | | |
| 2004 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
2 |
747.87 |
706.69 | 4 | 1-1 | 102.63 | 109.28 | |
| 2003 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
3 |
723.26 |
681.65 | 5 | 1-1 | 107.2 | 106.21 | |
| 2002 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
1 |
666.14 |
660.39 | | |
| 2001 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
1 |
704.88 |
699.47 | 6 | 2-1 | 146.8 | 140.71 | |
| 2000 | 5-9 |
0.357 |
1 |
637.44 |
644.68 | | |
| 1999 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
2 |
617.18 |
616.33 | 6 | 0-1 | 51.02 | 71.04 | |
| 1998 | 8-7 |
0.533 |
2 |
703.54 |
670.11 | 6 | 0-1 | 43.23 | 48.25 | |
| 1997 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
1 |
660.49 |
641.4 | | |
| 1996 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
1 |
597.01 |
592 | 4 | 3-0 | 145.76 | 131.11 | League Champion |
| 1995 | 10-4 |
0.714 |
0 |
679.2 |
0 | 1 | 2-0 | 0 | 0 | Grange Division Champion, GGFL Conference Champion, League Champion |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Dolfans | 28-21 |
0.571 |
2413.57 |
2325.25 |
| Hot Lunch Heroes | 13-13 |
0.500 |
1298.42 |
1280.02 |
| Jagermeisters | 25-24 |
0.510 |
2343.62 |
2280.4 |
| Mighty War Cows | 20-15 |
0.571 |
1660.28 |
1631.9 |
| Murph | 27-20 |
0.574 |
2262.71 |
2263.68 |
| Ready Player One | 9-2 |
0.818 |
563.21 |
467.71 |
| The Whips | 23-11 |
0.676 |
1702.28 |
1503.06 |
| Tripod | 6-11 |
0.353 |
796.52 |
814.29 |
| Troll Boys | 2-0 |
1.000 |
113.23 |
82.71 |
| Ai Gamisou Malaka | 15-5 |
0.750 |
1029.58 |
949.31 |
| Blue Devils | 1-1 |
0.500 |
85.23 |
80.6 |
| Disco Ducks | 2-1 |
0.667 |
166.38 |
156.09 |
| Doughboys | 4-4 |
0.500 |
365.27 |
390.02 |
| Earl's Convicts | 6-2 |
0.750 |
373.98 |
324.19 |
| Fubu 05 | 2-1 |
0.667 |
153.74 |
130.67 |
| Lucky Leprechauns | 12-10 |
0.545 |
1042.14 |
1000.61 |
| Tatos 'N Gravy | 13-6 |
0.684 |
887.99 |
864.95 |
| Tex | 7-6 |
0.538 |
665.28 |
590.6 |
| Untouchables | 15-7 |
0.682 |
1071.65 |
1004.28 |
Team Name History
| Cow-Pats | 1995-2023 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Dolfans | 4-1 |
0.800 |
265.84 |
249.22 |
| Hot Lunch Heroes | 2-2 |
0.500 |
227.82 |
206.39 |
| Jagermeisters | 1-3 |
0.250 |
189.35 |
202.26 |
| Mighty War Cows | 3-1 |
0.750 |
200.99 |
179.12 |
| Murph | 5-2 |
0.714 |
379.82 |
357.9 |
| Ready Player One | 0-1 |
0.000 |
38.38 |
54.55 |
| The Whips | 1-1 |
0.500 |
98.52 |
90.05 |
| Tripod | 0-2 |
0.000 |
78.67 |
106.46 |
| Ai Gamisou Malaka | 1-0 |
1.000 |
44.2 |
37.24 |
| Doughboys | 0-1 |
0.000 |
51.02 |
71.04 |
| Lucky Leprechauns | 1-0 |
1.000 |
53.86 |
40.57 |
| Tatos 'N Gravy | 2-0 |
1.000 |
94.89 |
81.96 |
| Tex | 1-1 |
0.500 |
107.11 |
114.55 |
| Untouchables | 2-1 |
0.667 |
168.77 |
174.47 |
