All Time Record
| 120-184 |
0.395 |
18 |
30993.65 |
32923.45 | 3-8 |
0.273 |
1227 |
1250.45 |
All Time Season History
| 2025 | 5-9 |
0.357 |
1 |
1653.8 |
1787.9 | | |
| 2024 | 4-10 |
0.286 |
1 |
1681.75 |
1855.4 | | |
| 2023 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
3 |
1892.5 |
1745.55 | | |
| 2022 | 4-10 |
0.286 |
0 |
1451.95 |
1596.25 | | |
| 2021 | 4-10 |
0.286 |
2 |
1435.15 |
1581.6 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2020 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
1 |
1285.75 |
1461.2 | | |
| 2019 | 2-11 |
0.154 |
0 |
1313.15 |
1547 | | |
| 2018 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
2 |
1638.25 |
1499.05 | 5 | 0-1 | 111.1 | 121.65 | |
| 2017 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
0 |
1228.7 |
1254.9 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2016 | 10-3 |
0.769 |
3 |
1556.55 |
1298.4 | 2 | 0-1 | 94.55 | 95.45 | East Division Champion |
| 2015 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
1243.8 |
1220.95 | | |
| 2014 | 2-11 |
0.154 |
0 |
1275.75 |
1526 | | |
| 2013 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
0 |
1454.55 |
1442.75 | | |
| 2012 | 9-4 |
0.692 |
1 |
1479 |
1285.9 | 3 | 0-1 | 68.1 | 78.35 | Claim to Fame Division Champion |
| 2011 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
0 |
1267.15 |
1445 | | |
| 2010 | 2-11 |
0.154 |
0 |
1119.8 |
1443.65 | | |
| 2009 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
2 |
1356.7 |
1481 | | |
| 2008 | 2-11 |
0.154 |
0 |
880.75 |
1400.35 | | |
| 2007 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
1 |
1271.9 |
1193 | 3 | 1-1 | 194.25 | 207.8 | See Through Division Champion |
| 2006 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
1 |
1216.05 |
1146.55 | 4 | 0-1 | 99.35 | 120.2 | |
| 2005 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
0 |
1041.55 |
1267.4 | | |
| 2004 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
1255.45 |
1198.05 | 5 | 0-1 | 123.05 | 123.6 | |
| 2003 | 3-10 |
0.231 |
0 |
993.65 |
1245.6 | | |
All Time Regular Season Records By Opponent
| Gary's Gimps | 9-16 |
0.360 |
2460.55 |
2619.55 |
| Hoochie Mama | 12-12 |
0.500 |
2518.4 |
2660.8 |
| Illegal Touching | 15-20 |
0.429 |
3701.7 |
3759.5 |
| Krakkaz | 13-18 |
0.419 |
3344.7 |
3480.2 |
| Pain Magnets | 10-19 |
0.345 |
2884.4 |
3229.85 |
| Team 28 | 9-6 |
0.600 |
1814.75 |
1733.9 |
| The Whizzinators | 4-7 |
0.364 |
1288.8 |
1394.1 |
| Waternut's Warriors | 9-22 |
0.290 |
3086.45 |
3460.7 |
| Way More Funner | 8-15 |
0.348 |
2258.95 |
2411.45 |
| Beers&Beers | 6-14 |
0.300 |
1869 |
2105.3 |
| Dante's Tenth Circle | 1-1 |
0.500 |
154.45 |
161.15 |
| Ever Cleary | 0-1 |
0.000 |
90.5 |
120.45 |
| Operation Crazyplan | 7-7 |
0.500 |
1433.7 |
1380.1 |
| RAT FLOP | 4-2 |
0.667 |
542.1 |
499.7 |
| Scoregasm | 8-14 |
0.364 |
2031.45 |
2322.15 |
| Show Me Them TDs | 1-2 |
0.333 |
299.9 |
323.15 |
| Smell the Glove | 2-8 |
0.200 |
979.9 |
1072.5 |
| SuckMikeDitka | 2-0 |
1.000 |
233.95 |
188.9 |
Team Name History
| Fockers | 2003-2025 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Hoochie Mama | 1-1 |
0.500 |
282.95 |
242.95 |
| Illegal Touching | 0-1 |
0.000 |
111.1 |
121.65 |
| Pain Magnets | 0-1 |
0.000 |
143.5 |
152.25 |
| Way More Funner | 0-1 |
0.000 |
99.35 |
120.2 |
| Beers&Beers | 0-3 |
0.000 |
285.8 |
310.4 |
| Scoregasm | 1-1 |
0.500 |
178.25 |
186.55 |
| Smell the Glove | 1-0 |
1.000 |
126.05 |
116.45 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Gary's Gimps | 1-1 |
0.500 |
205.9 |
199.55 |
| Hoochie Mama | 1-3 |
0.250 |
323.85 |
446.55 |
| Illegal Touching | 1-3 |
0.250 |
336.35 |
411.5 |
| Krakkaz | 1-0 |
1.000 |
83.95 |
60 |
| Pain Magnets | 0-1 |
0.000 |
79.65 |
104.4 |
| Team 28 | 2-1 |
0.667 |
322.75 |
307.55 |
| Waternut's Warriors | 1-0 |
1.000 |
87.05 |
85.4 |
| Beers&Beers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
90.65 |
159.65 |
| Scoregasm | 1-0 |
1.000 |
143.4 |
127.1 |
| Smell the Glove | 0-1 |
0.000 |
63.2 |
121.75 |
