Team Name History
| Canadian Bacon | 2007-2012 |
All Time Record
| 37-42 |
0.468 |
9 |
8936.79 |
8930.95 | 3-5 |
0.375 |
1044.04 |
1142.26 |
All Time Season History
| 2012 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
0 |
1254.1 |
1506.6 | | |
| 2011 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
0 |
1230.8 |
1305.4 | | |
| 2010 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
3 |
1511.8 |
1377.2 | 6 | 0-2 | 225.8 | 259.1 | |
| 2009 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
2 |
1666.2 |
1652.9 | 6 | 2-1 | 444.8 | 437.9 | |
| 2008 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
2 |
1349.27 |
1356.1 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2007 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
2 |
1924.62 |
1732.75 | 2 | 1-2 | 373.44 | 445.26 | Purple Hooter Shooters Division Champion |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Cayuga Lake Tramp Riders | 1-4 |
0.200 |
493.58 |
546.79 |
| Get Outta Dodge Ballers | 6-1 |
0.857 |
950.07 |
724.52 |
| McLovin Incorporated | 2-1 |
0.667 |
364.6 |
321.2 |
| Mifflin Destroyers | 2-5 |
0.286 |
755.9 |
936.12 |
| Nittany Loins | 1-2 |
0.333 |
324.1 |
359 |
| OMG It Spins | 0-1 |
0.000 |
102.2 |
115 |
| Poker in the Rear | 2-4 |
0.333 |
617.66 |
781.28 |
| Prestige Worldwide | 2-1 |
0.667 |
328.6 |
244.6 |
| Sharpsburg Rifles | 3-5 |
0.375 |
943.08 |
979.09 |
| Spring Creek Motorboaters | 6-3 |
0.667 |
1032.57 |
967.08 |
| Thanks for the Mammaries | 4-3 |
0.571 |
765.23 |
694.21 |
| Washington County Gasholes | 0-2 |
0.000 |
149.1 |
199.5 |
| You're in My Spot | 1-4 |
0.200 |
564.78 |
643.56 |
| Camel Toes | 3-1 |
0.750 |
546.72 |
466.86 |
| Harrisburg Hefeweizen | 1-1 |
0.500 |
243.06 |
225.91 |
| McDowells | 0-1 |
0.000 |
105.7 |
124.8 |
| Philly Cheesesteaks | 0-1 |
0.000 |
42.62 |
92.4 |
| Port Matilda Peckers | 2-1 |
0.667 |
334.83 |
306.63 |
| Port Royal Sprinters | 0-1 |
0.000 |
137.15 |
140.35 |
| Rising from the Asses | 1-0 |
1.000 |
135.24 |
62.05 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Cayuga Lake Tramp Riders | 1-1 |
0.500 |
281.74 |
310.91 |
| Get Outta Dodge Ballers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
133.1 |
130.7 |
| Spring Creek Motorboaters | 0-1 |
0.000 |
125.7 |
155 |
| You're in My Spot | 1-1 |
0.500 |
288.33 |
299.79 |
| Camel Toes | 0-1 |
0.000 |
100.1 |
104.1 |
| Port Royal Sprinters | 0-1 |
0.000 |
115.07 |
141.76 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Get Outta Dodge Ballers | 1-1 |
0.500 |
260.06 |
234.59 |
| Mifflin Destroyers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
70 |
89.8 |
| Nittany Loins | 0-1 |
0.000 |
87.6 |
136.6 |
| OMG It Spins | 0-1 |
0.000 |
104.2 |
126.9 |
| Poker in the Rear | 0-1 |
0.000 |
53.9 |
132.5 |
| Spring Creek Motorboaters | 1-1 |
0.500 |
203.58 |
201.66 |
| Port Matilda Peckers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
144.89 |
78.99 |
