All Time Record
| 22-32 |
0.407 |
2 |
6008.9 |
6570.35 | 1-2 |
0.333 |
349.35 |
400.95 |
All Time Season History
| 2008 | 5-10 |
0.333 |
1 |
1598.15 |
1755.1 | | |
| 2007 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
1477.95 |
1586.15 | 3 | 0-1 | 111.2 | 146.5 | Black Division Champion |
| 2006 | 3-10 |
0.231 |
0 |
1447.65 |
1666.5 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2005 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
1 |
1485.15 |
1562.6 | 6 | 1-1 | 238.15 | 254.45 | |
All Time Regular Season Records By Opponent
| *Brown DoCoMo | 2-4 |
0.333 |
764.5 |
880.35 |
| *BrownsROCK PB | 3-2 |
0.600 |
519.6 |
516.35 |
| *BUMS | 0-1 |
0.000 |
56.05 |
131.2 |
| *Careless Navigators | 2-3 |
0.400 |
569.3 |
626.55 |
| *KATs of S.I. | 0-5 |
0.000 |
536.1 |
752.75 |
| *No Prisoners | 2-3 |
0.400 |
542.9 |
564.95 |
| *POSSE | 5-1 |
0.833 |
631.15 |
583.2 |
| *Sack Attack | 2-4 |
0.333 |
727.9 |
792.75 |
| *TURF TOES | 1-4 |
0.200 |
500.75 |
618.75 |
| *Upstate Sactech | 2-0 |
1.000 |
246.6 |
141.6 |
| Bitter Chocolate Bunnies | 2-1 |
0.667 |
364.95 |
359.8 |
| *Annihilators | 1-0 |
1.000 |
120.55 |
103.65 |
| *Cats Attack | 0-1 |
0.000 |
111.95 |
121.9 |
| *Fast Fish Can-Do | 0-3 |
0.000 |
316.6 |
376.55 |
Team Name History
| *Artificial Smurf | 2005-2008 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| *KATs of S.I. | 0-2 |
0.000 |
221.05 |
287.15 |
| *Annihilators | 1-0 |
1.000 |
128.3 |
113.8 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| *Careless Navigators | 1-0 |
1.000 |
105.35 |
102.4 |
| *KATs of S.I. | 1-0 |
1.000 |
161 |
130.35 |
| *Sack Attack | 1-0 |
1.000 |
113.6 |
108.6 |
