Team Name History
| Alaska Arsenic | 2017-2023 |
All Time Record
| 52-32 |
0.619 |
7 |
26585.16 |
25438.56 | 8-11 |
0.421 |
6021.08 |
5819.4 |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Gainesville Gators | 2-1 |
0.667 |
962.3 |
913.08 |
| Latvia Unicorns | 9-5 |
0.643 |
4425.84 |
4165.88 |
| London Legion | 2-0 |
1.000 |
680.56 |
569.18 |
| Michigan Mungmen | 1-1 |
0.500 |
646.94 |
648.76 |
| Motor City Malachi Crunch | 2-1 |
0.667 |
835.76 |
822.8 |
| Pacific Puffins | 1-0 |
1.000 |
308 |
296.86 |
| Philadelphia Pigskins | 6-8 |
0.429 |
4403.56 |
4517.56 |
| Riverside Rottweilers | 3-4 |
0.429 |
2189.54 |
2203.9 |
| Thief River Unforgiven | 8-2 |
0.800 |
3324.76 |
2980.98 |
| ToonTown Warlocks | 4-0 |
1.000 |
1297.78 |
1069.92 |
| Windy City Blitz | 3-2 |
0.600 |
1728.76 |
1662.9 |
| Carolina Silverbacks | 2-1 |
0.667 |
893.4 |
917.12 |
| Florida Chaetomorpha | 1-1 |
0.500 |
593.7 |
583.16 |
| Kalamazoo Nukes | 0-1 |
0.000 |
224.64 |
290.64 |
| Las Vegas Juggalos | 2-1 |
0.667 |
941.52 |
845.14 |
| Manhattan Beach Patriots | 1-0 |
1.000 |
305.76 |
267.36 |
| Maplewood Doppelgangers | 2-2 |
0.500 |
1269.26 |
1188.48 |
| Mohawk Ridge Marauders | 1-1 |
0.500 |
561.98 |
564.64 |
| Tenafly Vipers | 2-1 |
0.667 |
991.1 |
930.2 |
All Time Season History
| 2023 | 8-4 |
0.667 |
0 |
3981.46 |
3728.58 | | |
| 2022 | 10-2 |
0.833 |
2 |
3768.42 |
3531.54 | 2 | 1-2 | 980.08 | 993.16 | Chapter 10 Division Champion |
| 2021 | 5-7 |
0.417 |
0 |
3525 |
3799.3 | 8 | 2-1 | 846.7 | 691.06 | |
| 2020 | 11-1 |
0.917 |
3 |
4105.14 |
3475.28 | 2 | 0-3 | 1012.16 | 1116.68 | Chapter 10 Division Champion |
| 2019 | 9-3 |
0.750 |
2 |
3970.5 |
3490.62 | 2 | 1-2 | 899.48 | 920.5 | Chapter 10 Division Champion |
| 2018 | 6-6 |
0.500 |
0 |
3880.04 |
3707.76 | 6 | 3-1 | 1286.58 | 1075.98 | |
| 2017 | 3-9 |
0.250 |
0 |
3354.6 |
3705.48 | 12 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Coachella Tremors | 0-1 |
0.000 |
338.7 |
361.74 |
| Gainesville Gators | 0-1 |
0.000 |
344.66 |
409.48 |
| Latvia Unicorns | 0-1 |
0.000 |
260.8 |
264.52 |
| London Legion | 1-1 |
0.500 |
649.12 |
581.28 |
| Michigan Mungmen | 1-0 |
1.000 |
286.76 |
231.9 |
| Motor City Malachi Crunch | 1-0 |
1.000 |
369.88 |
356.4 |
| Philadelphia Pigskins | 1-0 |
1.000 |
326.88 |
269.98 |
| Riverside Rottweilers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
285.62 |
298.82 |
| ToonTown Warlocks | 1-1 |
0.500 |
617.14 |
569.16 |
| Windy City Blitz | 0-2 |
0.000 |
595.6 |
657.18 |
| Denver Demons | 1-0 |
1.000 |
369.26 |
276.2 |
| Detroit Disco Lemonade | 0-1 |
0.000 |
346.3 |
357.7 |
| Haddonfield Slashers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
304.04 |
276.3 |
| Tallahassee Storm | 1-0 |
1.000 |
307.98 |
204.74 |
| Tenafly Vipers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
321.2 |
349.5 |
| Titletown Tyrants | 0-1 |
0.000 |
297.14 |
354.5 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Latvia Unicorns | 0-1 |
0.000 |
281.32 |
299.82 |
| Kansas City Kings | 0-1 |
0.000 |
266.76 |
267.84 |
| North Carolina Cobras | 1-0 |
1.000 |
281.18 |
251.28 |
