All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Birds of Prey | 3-1 |
0.750 |
386.02 |
363.8 |
| Blue 32 | 1-1 |
0.500 |
172.51 |
164.58 |
| Bobby FC | 2-2 |
0.500 |
347.57 |
349.02 |
| C-City Boston | 1-2 |
0.333 |
265.41 |
323.69 |
| Corncob TDs | 0-2 |
0.000 |
133.08 |
246.51 |
| CRPIZE | 2-0 |
1.000 |
188.43 |
135.83 |
| Dan's (2x Champs) Shitty Team | 1-1 |
0.500 |
148.46 |
155.96 |
| Freelancers | 5-1 |
0.833 |
627.13 |
528.1 |
| Jew Tang Clan | 1-2 |
0.333 |
260.23 |
328.01 |
| League Kamps | 0-1 |
0.000 |
47.13 |
79.71 |
| Little Buff Boys | 3-0 |
1.000 |
275.24 |
156.43 |
| PrimeTime | 2-1 |
0.667 |
231.01 |
268.42 |
| The Green Hell | 1-0 |
1.000 |
91.65 |
86.63 |
| The MIZFITS | 2-1 |
0.667 |
285.87 |
226.81 |
| The NWO | 0-3 |
0.000 |
225.93 |
323.07 |
All Time Record
| 24-18 |
0.571 |
1 |
3685.67 |
3736.57 | 5-1 |
0.833 |
673.77 |
558.88 |
All Time Season History
| 2023 | 9-5 |
0.643 |
1 |
1317.18 |
1189.66 | 6 | 2-1 | 289.69 | 290.64 | |
| 2022 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
0 |
1288.89 |
1273.73 | | League Champion |
| 2021 | 7-7 |
0.500 |
0 |
1079.6 |
1273.18 | | |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Birds of Prey | 1-0 |
1.000 |
108.15 |
103.25 |
| Blue 32 | 1-0 |
1.000 |
83.61 |
54.18 |
| Bobby FC | 1-0 |
1.000 |
109.5 |
82.03 |
| Corncob TDs | 0-1 |
0.000 |
97.93 |
133.21 |
| Freelancers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
139.63 |
106.08 |
| PrimeTime | 1-0 |
1.000 |
134.95 |
80.13 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Birds of Prey | 1-0 |
1.000 |
55.55 |
55.2 |
| Blue 32 | 0-1 |
0.000 |
51.83 |
65.1 |
| Bobby FC | 0-1 |
0.000 |
36.38 |
91.45 |
Team Name History
| 5A Bastards | 2021-2023 |
