All Time Record
| 66-81 |
0.449 |
5 |
13697.1 |
14440.54 | 1-3 |
0.250 |
406.42 |
437.01 |
All Time Season History
| 2023 | 4-13 |
0.235 |
0 |
1746.1 |
2014.1 | | |
| 2022 | 8-9 |
0.471 |
1 |
1563.9 |
1540.9 | | |
| 2021 | 10-7 |
0.588 |
1 |
1664.9 |
1508.6 | 7 | 0-1 | 98.3 | 112.4 | |
| 2020 | 5-11 |
0.312 |
0 |
1417.8 |
1750.3 | | |
| 2019 | 2-14 |
0.125 |
0 |
1138.88 |
1560.18 | | |
| 2018 | 5-11 |
0.312 |
0 |
1149.87 |
1524.74 | | |
| 2017 | 8-8 |
0.500 |
1 |
1467.84 |
1485.78 | | |
| 2016 | 12-4 |
0.750 |
2 |
1654.77 |
1587.44 | 5 | 1-1 | 225.67 | 224.95 | |
| 2015 | 12-4 |
0.750 |
0 |
1893.04 |
1468.5 | 5 | 0-1 | 82.45 | 99.66 | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Buckeyes | 2-5 |
0.286 |
611.34 |
641.06 |
| Cartel | 5-4 |
0.556 |
923.96 |
904.02 |
| Cleveland Steamers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
112.3 |
124.9 |
| Dominus | 1-0 |
1.000 |
138.4 |
100.6 |
| House Usher Falls | 2-7 |
0.222 |
894.22 |
1044.04 |
| Kim Jung Un's World Best #1 Team | 5-4 |
0.556 |
852.76 |
766.6 |
| King Ken | 1-1 |
0.500 |
202.1 |
145.3 |
| Scorched Earth | 4-3 |
0.571 |
578.06 |
703.14 |
| Spaceballs: The Fantasy Team | 2-5 |
0.286 |
559.46 |
665.23 |
| StoneCutters | 2-7 |
0.222 |
928.03 |
978.77 |
| The Jerk Store | 3-6 |
0.333 |
751.24 |
837.66 |
| The Moops | 8-1 |
0.889 |
916.61 |
785.06 |
| Triple Rainbow | 8-9 |
0.471 |
1543.74 |
1691.25 |
| You Know Nothing Justin Snow | 1-6 |
0.143 |
596.82 |
826.79 |
| Flutie Forever | 2-0 |
1.000 |
195.85 |
134.72 |
| Gators | 5-11 |
0.312 |
1561.19 |
1851.43 |
| Last Chance U: A Fantasy Team | 6-2 |
0.750 |
789.77 |
653.17 |
| Nonpareil Neophytes | 1-1 |
0.500 |
190.36 |
224.68 |
| Street Credentials | 2-0 |
1.000 |
187.92 |
114.76 |
| Striking Distance | 1-3 |
0.250 |
303.4 |
369.4 |
| Substitute Teacher | 1-0 |
1.000 |
88.9 |
53.4 |
| The Pigskinformatics | 1-1 |
0.500 |
122.62 |
140.5 |
| The Stampede | 3-4 |
0.429 |
648.05 |
684.06 |
Team Name History
| BiPolar Express | 2015-2023 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| StoneCutters | 0-1 |
0.000 |
98.3 |
112.4 |
| Flutie Forever | 0-1 |
0.000 |
82.45 |
99.66 |
| Gators | 0-1 |
0.000 |
129.67 |
134.34 |
| Street Credentials | 1-0 |
1.000 |
96 |
90.61 |
