All Time Record
| 49-69 |
0.415 |
4 |
16720.86 |
17486.74 | 4-5 |
0.444 |
1322.25 |
1411.58 |
All Time Season History
| 2017 | 3-10 |
0.231 |
0 |
1626.65 |
1888.25 | | |
| 2016 | 3-10 |
0.231 |
0 |
1856.2 |
2052.52 | | |
| 2015 | 8-6 |
0.571 |
1 |
2063.77 |
2014.72 | 5 | 0-1 | 148.45 | 155.62 | |
| 2014 | 2-11 |
0.154 |
0 |
1659.29 |
2054.54 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2013 | 5-8 |
0.385 |
0 |
1798.63 |
1919.56 | | |
| 2012 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
1849.69 |
1867.46 | | |
| 2011 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
2 |
1896.35 |
1909.46 | 5 | 1-1 | 324.21 | 328.13 | |
| 2010 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
1 |
2026.27 |
1898.97 | 6 | 1-1 | 243.27 | 301.34 | |
| 2009 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
1944.01 |
1881.26 | 5 | 2-1 | 468.97 | 473.45 | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Car Ramrod | 8-10 |
0.444 |
2661.5 |
2783.35 |
| Chuck Norris' Chesticles | 5-5 |
0.500 |
1402.65 |
1450.66 |
| Dig Dug | 4-12 |
0.250 |
2356.23 |
2614.02 |
| Discount Belichick Hitmen | 1-1 |
0.500 |
264.66 |
262.83 |
| Emerald City Kings | 2-2 |
0.500 |
478.1 |
545.37 |
| Peoria Chiefs | 3-4 |
0.429 |
962.76 |
908.45 |
| Pineapple Express | 1-7 |
0.125 |
1028.89 |
1344.91 |
| Sparky\'s Sun Devils | 1-2 |
0.333 |
468.26 |
490.22 |
| Straight Cash Homie | 1-3 |
0.250 |
531.9 |
625.13 |
| The Slackers | 2-4 |
0.333 |
772.54 |
866.41 |
| Very Barry Goodness | 4-4 |
0.500 |
1107.59 |
1140.14 |
| 666 Shamrocks | 0-1 |
0.000 |
121.4 |
128.19 |
| All-Pro Substance Abuse Team | 2-4 |
0.333 |
824.87 |
849.64 |
| Army Of Stavros | 3-2 |
0.600 |
714.36 |
687.43 |
| Beerkillas | 6-8 |
0.429 |
2107.55 |
2027.67 |
| DaPhish | 2-0 |
1.000 |
318.96 |
267.57 |
| Hurricane Ditka | 4-0 |
1.000 |
598.64 |
494.75 |
Team Name History
| Aruba Boozers | 2009-2017 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Car Ramrod | 0-2 |
0.000 |
295.61 |
336.9 |
| Chuck Norris' Chesticles | 0-1 |
0.000 |
92.6 |
193.17 |
| Pineapple Express | 1-1 |
0.500 |
288.02 |
261.21 |
| The Slackers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
145.85 |
143.22 |
| All-Pro Substance Abuse Team | 0-1 |
0.000 |
156.77 |
165.63 |
| Beerkillas | 2-0 |
1.000 |
343.4 |
311.45 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Emerald City Kings | 0-1 |
0.000 |
134.37 |
167.64 |
| Beerkillas | 1-2 |
0.333 |
365.16 |
473.29 |
All Time Records by Opponent - Other Games
| Straight Cash Homie | 0-1 |
0.000 |
109.28 |
203.28 |
