All Time Record
| 17-35 |
0.327 |
0 |
4466 |
5015 | 0-2 |
0.000 |
85 |
104 |
All Time Season History
| 2007 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
0 |
1062 |
1259 | | |
| 2006 | 2-11 |
0.154 |
0 |
933 |
1168 | | |
| 2005 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
0 |
1222 |
1159 | 1 | 0-1 | 85 | 104 | Frozen Tundra Division Champion |
| 2004 | 4-9 |
0.308 |
0 |
1249 |
1429 | | |
| 1999 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
0 | 2 | 0-1 | 0 | 0 | |
All Time Regular Season Records by Opponent
| Choke Artists | 3-5 |
0.375 |
714 |
739 |
| Kelly Klan Football Team | 2-4 |
0.333 |
479 |
485 |
| ManHandlers | 2-5 |
0.286 |
644 |
830 |
| Showboats | 1-0 |
1.000 |
82 |
81 |
| Sloppy Seconds | 2-3 |
0.400 |
409 |
470 |
| The Michael Vick Legal Defense Team | 1-4 |
0.200 |
398 |
452 |
| The Whizzinators | 1-1 |
0.500 |
174 |
215 |
| Utz-Men | 1-4 |
0.200 |
393 |
465 |
| Willie Parker's Snapped Leg | 2-4 |
0.333 |
594 |
572 |
| Window Lickers | 2-3 |
0.400 |
422 |
445 |
| The Aleutian Hellfish | 0-2 |
0.000 |
157 |
261 |
Team Name History
| Birdbashers | 1999-2007 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Choke Artists | 0-1 |
0.000 |
85 |
104 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Choke Artists | 1-0 |
1.000 |
79 |
66 |
| Colt 45 | 0-1 |
0.000 |
75 |
109 |
| Kelly Klan Football Team | 1-0 |
1.000 |
110 |
97 |
| The Michael Vick Legal Defense Team | 0-1 |
0.000 |
93 |
95 |
| Utz-Men | 0-1 |
0.000 |
90 |
99 |
