All Time Record
| 122-76 |
0.616 |
27.73 |
21663.5 |
19928.2 | 5-13 |
0.278 |
2031 |
2138.7 |
All Time Season History
| 2014 | 2-11 |
0.154 |
0 |
1167.3 |
1517.6 | | |
| 2013 | 12-11 |
0.522 |
2 |
2962.2 |
2848.7 | | |
| 2012 | 10-6 |
0.625 |
1 |
1756.1 |
1707.4 | 1 | 0-1 | 111.7 | 124.2 | First Down Jim Brown Division Division Champion |
| 2011 | 13-3 |
0.812 |
3 |
2147.2 |
1825.3 | 1 | 2-1 | 408.9 | 396.3 | First Down Jim Brown Division Division Champion, AFC Conference Champion |
| 2010 | 10-3 |
0.769 |
2 |
1604.1 |
1365.7 | 1 | 1-1 | 291.6 | 263.6 | AFC West Division Champion |
| 2009 | 10-3 |
0.769 |
4 |
1797.4 |
1478.7 | 1 | 0-1 | 137.3 | 141.6 | AFC West Division Champion, Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2008 | 9-4 |
0.692 |
1 |
1288.2 |
1187.8 | 1 | 0-1 | 91 | 118.9 | AFC West Division Champion |
| 2007 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
3 |
1499 |
1209 | 2 | 0-1 | 122 | 125 | AFC West Division Champion, Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2006 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
3 |
1450 |
1209 | 2 | 0-1 | 128 | 134 | AFC West Division Champion |
| 2005 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
3 |
1492 |
1239 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2004 | 9-4 |
0.692 |
1.50 |
1130 |
1080 | 4 | 1-1 | 170 | 170 | |
| 2003 | 8-5 |
0.615 |
1.33 |
1120 |
1090 | 3 | 1-1 | 170 | 170 | Smashmouth Division Champion |
| 2002 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
1 |
1100 |
1110 | | |
| 2001 | 11-2 |
0.846 |
1.90 |
1150 |
1060 | 2 | 0-1 | 80 | 90 | Black & Blue Division Champion |
| 1998 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
0 | 4 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 1997 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
0 | 1 | 0-0 | 0 | 0 | East Division Champion, League Champion |
All Time Regular Season Records By Opponent
| Big Sky Mountaineers | 5-8 |
0.385 |
1401 |
1458.1 |
| Boston Smurfs | 3-3 |
0.500 |
726.4 |
709.9 |
| Clubber Lang Scones | 1-1 |
0.500 |
253.8 |
197.9 |
| Coruscant Sith | 10-6 |
0.625 |
1686.8 |
1650 |
| Etna Thrashers | 10-7 |
0.588 |
1787.2 |
1570.8 |
| Galapagos Turtles | 6-2 |
0.750 |
988 |
837.3 |
| Hogwarts Wizards | 7-4 |
0.636 |
1183 |
1095.5 |
| Manhattan Mafia | 6-2 |
0.750 |
976.6 |
756.2 |
| Montana Mud Dogs | 2-3 |
0.400 |
488.7 |
516.9 |
| San Diego Ch 4 News Team | 2-1 |
0.667 |
386.2 |
293.3 |
| Shire Hobbits | 4-4 |
0.500 |
684.5 |
806.6 |
| Wellington Sugalumps | 3-3 |
0.500 |
551.9 |
607.9 |
| Youngdog Plowshares | 6-2 |
0.750 |
942.6 |
877 |
| Big Red | 1-0 |
1.000 |
90 |
80 |
| Crabbeville Poplars | 7-2 |
0.778 |
1109.1 |
936.2 |
| Deadwood Hog Riders | 1-1 |
0.500 |
267 |
196 |
| Endor Ewoks | 0-2 |
0.000 |
245.2 |
319.4 |
| Farmington Cowboys | 1-0 |
1.000 |
98.8 |
66.4 |
| Fox River Fugitives | 1-1 |
0.500 |
180.2 |
209.2 |
| Globo Gym Purple Cobras | 3-1 |
0.750 |
467.4 |
439.8 |
| Gnomeland Security | 0-2 |
0.000 |
198.2 |
261.6 |
| Helsinki Angry Birds | 2-0 |
1.000 |
283.7 |
204.4 |
| Kingston Ninjas | 0-2 |
0.000 |
193 |
204 |
| London Secret Agents | 4-2 |
0.667 |
620.9 |
622.3 |
| McNair Angry Lovers | 2-2 |
0.500 |
541.3 |
455.2 |
| Metropolis Supermen | 7-1 |
0.875 |
747 |
592 |
| Mighty Mice | 3-1 |
0.750 |
350 |
330 |
| Nazi-Occupied France Bear Jews | 5-2 |
0.714 |
879.4 |
742.6 |
| Newport Frozen Bananas | 7-0 |
1.000 |
718.2 |
619.1 |
| Nor Cal Newbies | 0-1 |
0.000 |
106.2 |
129.5 |
| Siberian Soviets | 3-1 |
0.750 |
518.9 |
377.9 |
| Southpark Cows | 1-5 |
0.167 |
529.4 |
568.1 |
| West Layton Swamp Rats | 6-1 |
0.857 |
706 |
605 |
| Winterfell Direwolves | 3-3 |
0.500 |
756.9 |
592.1 |
Team Name History
| Asgard Avengers | 2011-2014 |
| Springfield Isotopes | 2004-2010 |
| Alderaan Jedi | 2001-2003 |
| Alaska Avalanche | 1998 |
| Spankers | 1997 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Big Sky Mountaineers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
90 |
80 |
| Boston Smurfs | 0-2 |
0.000 |
251.5 |
274.2 |
| Galapagos Turtles | 0-1 |
0.000 |
122 |
125 |
| Hogwarts Wizards | 0-1 |
0.000 |
103.2 |
133.3 |
| Manhattan Mafia | 1-2 |
0.333 |
391.3 |
387.8 |
| Youngdog Plowshares | 0-1 |
0.000 |
115.6 |
151.6 |
| Crabbeville Poplars | 2-0 |
1.000 |
280 |
237.7 |
| Deadwood Hog Riders | 0-1 |
0.000 |
128 |
134 |
| London Secret Agents | 0-1 |
0.000 |
80 |
90 |
| Metropolis Supermen | 0-1 |
0.000 |
128.4 |
146.2 |
| Southpark Cows | 1-2 |
0.333 |
250 |
260 |
| Winterfell Direwolves | 0-1 |
0.000 |
91 |
118.9 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Big Sky Mountaineers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
103.8 |
174.6 |
| Clubber Lang Scones | 1-0 |
1.000 |
121.7 |
119.4 |
| Coruscant Sith | 1-1 |
0.500 |
190.8 |
235.1 |
| Etna Thrashers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
114 |
79 |
| Galapagos Turtles | 0-1 |
0.000 |
112 |
191.3 |
| Hogwarts Wizards | 2-0 |
1.000 |
210 |
72.6 |
| Manhattan Mafia | 1-0 |
1.000 |
149.5 |
132.6 |
| Youngdog Plowshares | 1-0 |
1.000 |
124.7 |
77.9 |
| Deadwood Hog Riders | 0-1 |
0.000 |
105.7 |
114.5 |
| Globo Gym Purple Cobras | 1-0 |
1.000 |
137.8 |
134.2 |
| London Secret Agents | 0-1 |
0.000 |
80 |
90 |
| Newport Frozen Bananas | 1-0 |
1.000 |
137 |
117 |
| Siberian Soviets | 3-0 |
1.000 |
471.1 |
308.1 |
| Winterfell Direwolves | 1-0 |
1.000 |
86 |
68 |
