All Time Record
| 40-55 |
0.421 |
6 |
11733.7 |
10643.25 | 3-5 |
0.375 |
1048.5 |
1006.5 |
All Time Season History
| 2010 | 0-0 |
0.000 |
0 |
0 |
0 | | |
| 2009 | 5-9 |
0.357 |
0 |
1704.18 |
1992.42 | | |
| 2008 | 2-12 |
0.143 |
0 |
1572.8 |
1933.54 | | |
| 2007 | 3-11 |
0.214 |
1 |
1738.08 |
1907.35 | | Toilet Bowl Champion |
| 2006 | 7-6 |
0.538 |
2 |
1719.34 |
1642.01 | 4 | 2-1 | 424.34 | 353.43 | Might Conference Conference Champion |
| 2005 | 11-2 |
0.846 |
3 |
1802.8 |
1556.45 | 1 | 0-1 | 147.92 | 153.89 | Knights Division Division Champion |
| 2004 | 6-7 |
0.462 |
0 |
1584.48 |
1611.48 | 4 | 1-1 | 234.96 | 211.34 | |
| 2003 | 6-8 |
0.429 |
0 |
1612.02 |
0 | | |
All Time Regular Season Records By Opponent
| Angels of Harlem | 0-4 |
0.000 |
439.41 |
547.52 |
| Angry Amish Avengers | 1-4 |
0.200 |
502.43 |
666.11 |
| Dark Phoenix | 2-5 |
0.286 |
945.79 |
1075.14 |
| Fast Eddys Chili | 3-0 |
1.000 |
405.05 |
309.08 |
| Flaming Chankla Chuckers | 1-0 |
1.000 |
114.55 |
113.54 |
| Grindhouse Zombies | 0-1 |
0.000 |
122.72 |
135.32 |
| Jeepsters | 1-6 |
0.143 |
826.08 |
1060.42 |
| Krypton Knights | 2-1 |
0.667 |
472.12 |
437.4 |
| Phishermen | 3-3 |
0.500 |
694.5 |
750.34 |
| Ramrod Red Devils | 1-3 |
0.250 |
447.63 |
505.43 |
| Samurai Warriors | 1-5 |
0.167 |
721.23 |
801.81 |
| Speed Inc | 2-3 |
0.400 |
529.08 |
640.14 |
| St Louis Rules | 2-2 |
0.500 |
567.29 |
550.65 |
| Alamo Assault | 1-2 |
0.333 |
414.85 |
435.39 |
| Chulos Barrio Boys | 1-0 |
1.000 |
122.99 |
85.55 |
| Glitter Twins | 1-0 |
1.000 |
122 |
82.25 |
| Motown Lions | 2-2 |
0.500 |
484.14 |
541.38 |
| Old Schoolin | 4-1 |
0.800 |
725.43 |
571.46 |
| Omega Fiends | 1-1 |
0.500 |
232.44 |
228.25 |
| Pissy Monkees | 2-1 |
0.667 |
417.15 |
346.63 |
| Stinky Pickles | 3-3 |
0.500 |
814.8 |
759.44 |
Team Name History
| Hitmen | 2003-2010 |
All Time Playoff Records by Opponent
| Angels of Harlem | 0-1 |
0.000 |
107.71 |
129.53 |
| Angry Amish Avengers | 0-1 |
0.000 |
138.88 |
143.45 |
| Dark Phoenix | 1-0 |
1.000 |
126.75 |
121.2 |
| Grindhouse Zombies | 0-1 |
0.000 |
102.4 |
144.39 |
| Jeepsters | 0-1 |
0.000 |
106.86 |
116.09 |
| Phishermen | 1-0 |
1.000 |
189.88 |
102.7 |
| Speed Inc | 1-0 |
1.000 |
128.1 |
95.25 |
| Stinky Pickles | 0-1 |
0.000 |
147.92 |
153.89 |
All Time Toilet Bowl Records by Opponent
| Speed Inc | 0-1 |
0.000 |
108.35 |
169.91 |
